Today In People Having Gay Sex While Wearing Plastic Helmets On Their Heads: Jeremy Robbins Tops Ashton Montana Raw

Posted December 9, 2020 by Zach with 6 comments

If you opened this article expecting to read an explanation for why Jeremy Robbins is wearing a plastic helmet on his head in this scene, sorry. I have nothing.

And if you open the preview page on BelAmi for this duo expecting an explanation in their scene description, sorry again. They don’t have one either:

Sex between these two sexy young guys is always going to be great, so the only thing left to tell you here is that we are as mystified as you as to why Jeremy turns up wearing a plastic fireman’s helmet.

Jeremy takes the helmet off when it’s time to start fucking Ashton Montana in this scene, but I wish he would’ve left it on, tbh. It’s 2020 and some of us (me) haven’t left the house in eight months (except to take my dog to the vet and go to the bank), so you might as well let loose and do whatever you want at this point. Fuck people with helmets on their head. Fuck people without heads. Get fucked by cucumbers. Fuck with face shields. Don’t fuck with flies in the room though, please.