Year In Review: The Top 10 Gay Porn Cum Facials Of 2017

Posted December 21, 2017 by with 21 comments

facialsContinuing Str8UpGayPorn’s 2017 Year In Review series, it’s the annual list celebrating cum facials! One of the best parts (if not the best part) of any gay porn scene is obviously the money shot, and if that hot load of cum happens to be shot onto someone’s face and/or into someone’s mouth? Even better!

Considerations for this list include: Total amount of cum being shot; strength of cum shot; whether the cum lands on the face, in the mouth, or both; whether the cum was swallowed, spit, or snowballed; hotness of the person’s face receiving the cum facial; overall visual/filming quality of the cum facial (i.e., how much of the cum facial was clearly shown on camera).

Here are the Top 10 Gay Porn Cum Facials Of 2017! (Click any link to watch that full movie.)

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10. Diego Sans And Cris Knight (Men.com)
In my original review, I counted a whopping 10 ropes of cum from Diego Sans here.

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9. Calvin Banks And Boomer Banks (CockyBoys)
Expert aim from Calvin, and an iconic swallow/spit combo from Boomer.

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8. Dakota Rivers And Gabriel Cross (Hot House)
Dakota has got the range, and Gabriel’s willingness to catch it all is impressive.

7. Milan Sharpe And Peter Annaud (BelAmi)

Despite nearly drowning in cum, Peter Annaud seems to be in pure, cum-drenched heaven.

milanpeter5 [BelAmi: Milan Sharpe And Peter Annaud]

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6. Dante Martin And Cameron Cyle (NextDoorRaw)
As gay porn’s very own Bellagio Fountain, Dante Martin shoots the most beautiful, picturesque cum shots in all of gay porn.

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5. Sean Ford, Corbin Colby, Zach Taylor, Colton James, And Joey Mills (Helix)
Joey Mills takes not one, not two, not three, but four cum facials here (and he swallows large portions of all the loads), making him the recipient of the most cum facials in a single scene and the cum facial king of 2017.

4. Jack Hunter And Mickey Knox (ColbyKnox)
Perfect aim from Jack Hunter and perfect reception from Mickey Knox, with Mickey swallowing most of the cum as he sucks Jack’s cock clean. Best of all: Perfect camerawork with no edits, so we see the entire cum facial from start to finish.

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[ColbyKnox: Jack Hunter Fucks Mickey Knox]

3. Kurtis Wolfe And Michael DelRay (Hot House)

Two back-to-back, consecutive cum facials for two cum-swallowers here (note that there are no cuts or edits between when Michael cums on Kurtis’ face and when Kurtis stands up to then cum on Michael’s face). The hot as fuck look on Kurtis Wolfe’s cum-splattered face as he’s cumming on Michael DelRay’s face is the icing on the cake.

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And: Is there anything better than seeing two guys with cum-covered faces high-five and congratulate each other after drinking each other’s loads?

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[Hot House: Kurtis Wolfe Fucks Michael DelRay]

2. Josh Moore, Ricky Roman, And Logan Moore (CockyBoys)
Taking one cum facial would’ve been hot enough, but because Ricky Roman always exceeds expectations, we get double the cum facial, and double the hotness. First, the big load from Logan goes in and around Ricky’s mouth. Then, an even larger, more rapid-fire load from Josh covers even more of Ricky’s face.

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Ricky’s final “fuck yeah” after using his mouth to clean off Josh and Logan’s thick, cum-slicked cocks is one of the most unforgettable gay porn moments of the year. [CockyBoys: Ricky Roman, Josh Moore, Logan Moore]

1. Daniel and Jack (Sean Cody)
The #1 cum facial of 2017 is so beyond anything I’ve seen before, it’s hard to put into words what’s going on here? First, it’s a creampie. And then, Daniel pulls out, spins Jack around, and continues cumming on Jack’s face, for another THIRTY SECONDS? But then, Daniel spins Jack back around, and continues to creampie him. So, in addition to this being the longest and most strategic cum shot of 2017, the results of the enormous cum shot as it appears on Jack’s face is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. In short: It’s easily the best cum facial of 2017, and also one of the most historic gay porn cum facials of all time.

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[Sean Cody: Daniel Fucks Jack Bareback]

  • pje821

    SC’s Daniel and Jack deserve the title. Nothing is more exciting to me than watching two beautiful men blow hot, thick loads on each other, either on the face/mouth or all over the chest. And nothing’s more disappointing than to watch a scene I really enjoy end in poorly-captured cumshots or instances in which my dead grandmother could’ve shot more cum. (The models know these scenes will be around forever; you’d think they’d save it up. It’s their reputation, after all.) And if studios weren’t so cheap (notably Falcon and Men) they’d spend a few more bucks for a second cameraman to capture the cumshots from a different angle (kudos to Corbin Fisher and SC) and replay the great ones in slo-mo.

  • Xzamilloh

    What?? Daniel is number 1??? I love that you can put your irrational hatred of Daniel aside and award a good cum geyser

    Issa Joke (second to last reference to something in 2017)

    • Zachary Sire

      Most of his overdone performances are annoying af, but there’s obviously never been any hatred of him. He won the year with this scene tbh

  • Eric

    Stellar list…kudos to you for putting it together!!

  • headdivaincharge

    Kurtis and Michael were my dream pairing of the year and did not disappoint.

    Underrated facial was Jay Austin cumming on Jordan Levine. Would have been better if Bromo was better at filming but the lighting was at least good.

    • Hari Kalyan

      MDR and Kurtis were indeed hot. The rimjob Kurtis did on MDR in that scene alone should win some kind of award. The camera work was just excellent!

  • James Johnson III

    I definitely have to seek all of these out before the end of the year!

  • Eclipse

    Ricky Roman deserved that number one spot. That was an iconic moment in porn history tbh. I can’t emphasize enough how hot it is to see a guy so clearly into sex with other men and voraciously servicing them.

    • W Murphy

      I agree, he made me believe that he WANTS that cum, and he drains both of their cocks dry.

    • Scrapple

      I also appreciate that scene for showing us the future nobody expected. A future where Josh and Ricky regularly engage in cumplay.

  • John

    As it is, your list is good for the category you describe, but I have all but given up on oral in porn as almost all are so inept that the top is not able to cum by their efforts alone and must jack off to cum. Cum should go directly in the mouth and just dribble out for movies, swallowed complete in real life. I’ve only seen this a few times and I’ve seen LOTS of porn. Anyone who has had cum in their eyes knows how a facial puts the sucker at risk of pain. Oral needs hand mouth coordination for their to be enough friction for the top to cum unaided.Bathhouse and park queens back in the day knew this. I haven’t met a good cocksucker in years.Many have tried;-) Sorry to be a scrooge. The pictures are pretty, though. Merry Xmas;-)

    • Jamie

      I love the entire face splashing

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  • danny

    Thirty seconds? Where?

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  • Jon

    Only about half of these scenes were actually hot all the way through, and that the facials weren’t the highlight of an otherwise forgettable scene. That’s not shade on the list btw, just gay porn in general.

  • Scrapple

    I realize there are guys out there who disgusted by facials. I wish I could see the world through your eyes. Because mine are filled with ejaculate.

    I had forgotten about that CockyBoys threeway. Little did the Moores know they were both blasting the face of Logan’s future boyfriend.

    Bearded, cum-covered Kurtis Wolfe grinning gleefully as he trades sperm deposits with another man is everything gay porn needed to be in 2017 (and usually wasn’t). I am also here for Jack’s cathartic “This is my life” moment when he realizes he has become a living Jackson Pollock painting.

  • Hot Twink

    Facials are fine, but all that wasted protein… tisk, tisk.

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  • Judge Judy

    Stop trying to make Josh Moore/Ricky Roman happen. It’s never going to happen.

  • Jamie

    Love the 2017 award but I think that there shud be top 100 all time winners. One real contender is Prague puppy Daniel Student/Jack Black made famous at the amazing guys go crazy parties. Director Keith Heffle measured 15 foot cumshots(4 1/2 ft is my record) for Daniel. Check em out.