Bryan Silva (a.k.a. Max Payne) Tells Tosh.O: “Gay Porn Is Lame”

Posted September 11, 2014 by with 24 comments

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Former gay porn star Max Payne turned Vine sensation Bryan “gra ta ta” Silva has miraculously managed to milk his inexplicable fame for another 15 minutes (well, eight minutes to be exact) by appearing on Tosh.O’s show this week. The interview is funny in a humiliating kind of way, but if you’re bored, just fast forward to around 4:40 when Silva tells Tosh that doing gay porn was “lame.”

[Update 1/3/16: Bryan Silva has been arrested for allegedly kidnapping his girlfriend. View his mugshot and video from his standoff with police here.]

“Lame” isn’t exactly the word I would use to describe seeing Bryan Silva in a gay porn (“horrific” seems accurate), and in case you somehow missed it before, here’s the scene featured in the Tosh clip. Watch it in full here, if you dare.

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[NextDoorTwink: Max Payne & Thilo]

AND: Here’s Bryan Silva/Max Payne’s other gay porn scene (which is slightly better, thanks to the inclusion of hung twink/jock Hunter Page). Watch in full here.

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[NextDoorTwink: Max Payne Fucks Hunter Page]

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