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- Dog Born With 6 Legs, 2 Colons, And 2 Penises Survives Groundbreaking Surgery
- Carnival Cruise Ship Passenger Jumps Overboard From Boat Headed To Florida
- Man Wins $450,000 After Suing Employer For Throwing Him Unwanted Birthday Party
- Man Gets 31-Inch Long Headphone Wire Stuck In Bladder After Shoving It Down Penis While Masturbating
- Class Action Lawsuit Alleges Forced Sex Shows In Tennessee Jail
- South Carolina Prisoner Scheduled To Be Executed This Month Asks For Firing Squad Instead Of Electric Chair
- Twitter Uses “Poison Pill” Measure To Block Tax Evading Clown From Buying Company
- First Trailer For David Cronenberg Horror Movie Crimes Of The Future
- Colleagues Worry Dianne Feinstein Is Mentally Unfit To Serve: “Memory Rapidly Deteriorating”
- Estranged Gay Brother Of Fox News Ghoul: “What A Monster!”
