Dakota Wolfe: “Eli Lewis Deserves To Go To Prison”
While most saw Eli Lewis’ (above right, via Boy Culture) recent visit to Bryan Cole in Ohio as a deserved and much needed respite from the turbulent events of last week, there was at least one person who was not pleased to see the romantic gaycation unfold on social media. Gay porn star Dakota Wolfe took time out from fucking himself with a wrench to hop onto Twitter and express his dissatisfaction with the couple’s, uhhh, existence(?), and he even went so far as to call for Eli Lewis’ imprisonment. The reason? According to Dakota Wolfe, Eli Lewis and Bryan Cole aren’t really a couple, and thus Eli was lying to a federal judge when he requested permission to travel outside of New York City for the purposes of visiting his boyfriend.
It’s not clear why Eli Lewis and Bryan Cole’s relationship—which has literally nothing to do with Dakota Wolfe—is so problematic for the controversial bottom, but he’s clearly upset! Here, he states that Eli Lewis, who is facing criminal charges for his role as a social media coordinator at Rentboy.com, deserves to go to prison:
Apparently, Bryan Cole and Eli Lewis’ sexual relationship is not enough to make them “real boyfriends” in the eyes of Dakota Wolfe.
Dakota Wolfe has had public feuds with everyone from Nick Capra to Boomer Banks in the past year, so it’s not a surprise that he would attempt to have another public feud with someone at the center of a high profile story.
Still, what is the meaning of this fuckery, Dakota Wolfe?
Bryan Cole would like to point out that Ohio is romantic:
Yeah, but he was legally allowed to leave the state, per the judge’s approval, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LOL
Good thing Dakota Wolfe isn’t a federal judge! (Also, good thing Dakota Wolfe isn’t someone who’s in any position to judge the nature of anyone’s relationship.)
