Why Does DickDorm.com Exist?

Posted July 28, 2016 by with 45 comments

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Earlier this summer, Sean Cody had creepy Daniel offensively and obnoxiously spitting on Tanner’s face, as seen above. Today, presumably the same crew that filmed that Sean Cody scene is trying to make spit sexy again, this time for sister site Dick Dorm (a studio with fake “fraternity”-themed scenes that are filmed in the same house as Sean Cody’s scenes). Turned on yet, or nah?

ddspitMany gay porn studios have been in a race to the bottom for the past few years, and with this Dick Dorm update, I think we’re just about there.

It would be one thing if this scene were actually sexy or even remotely “good,” but the gay sex (if you can even call it sex) on display here is as bland and generic as the San Diego McMansion in which they’re filming.

19 20 21Dick Dorm spending $10 at Party City on Solo cups and ping pong balls doesn’t make this look like a frat house, but it does show just how little the studio cares about what they’re doing. Say what you will about FraternityX (the studio that Dick Dorm is poorly imitating), but at least their sets and scenarios are genuinely repulsive. Take away Dick Dorm’s cheap props and this looks like an IKEA showroom, not a dorm.

Even the spit-guzzling bottom knows this is a flop.

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Girl, the jig is up.

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I can’t.

42 42aaa 42bbbDick Dorm knows nothing about gay sex, and they know even less about what a frat house looks like. So, the question becomes: Why does this site even exist? Who cares about anything going on here? Not the people producing and filming. And obviously not the bottom, either.

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[Dick Dorm: Bareback Spit Orgy]

  • Todd
    • Alann6

      Amen, spitting in mouths is gross… on assholes is ok.

      • Xzamilloh

        Be specific… you mean “assholes” like anuses. I don’t think Cameron Diggs or Mr. Pam would appreciate people spitting on them

        • Scrapple

          It would probably depend on the color of the person doing the spitting.

    • Ben

      Really? I always thought it’s kinda hot. as long as both guys enjoy it

      • freater

        +1

  • snoopyfo

    all i can say is i agree, who find these sexy or hot? who jerks off to these?… you know what i don’t think i wanna know…

    • marc

      straight acting white dude in denial who feel unconformable watching sensual gay sex

  • Mike Julius

    Literally spitting in our faces now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBcsdk8pEY

  • Mike Julius

    Sean Cody Set?
    -insert Porky’s style tube sock in blinds
    *BOOM*
    Dick Dorm Set

    Dick Dorm Set?
    -remove sock
    *BOOM*
    A continuing dearth of quality gay porn

  • Xzamilloh
  • Maximus
  • sxg

    Oh bitch don’t be such a prude spitting can be hot in porn if it’s mutual!
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/049ae336b0d4e05068a69333a993facb/tumblr_n4jlgyFk5u1swadtho9_1280.gif
    The one with Daniel and Tanner was just goofy and wasn’t a boner kill for me.

    This one would have been remotely decent had they not introduced the stupid funnel. Either way terrible scene with only two, maybe 3 out of 5 guys being hot.

    • Mike Julius

      You have a point. When I saw this moment, I wasn’t close to cumming, but when they spit his cum in each others’ faces, that was one of the hardest times I ever came without someone else present. Top 3 cum play moment.

      But then again, that was cum and Gabriel and this is just saliva and mediocrity.

    • Xzamilloh

      Felching… Snowballing… I have no problems with that. It’s just when they start adding props. Like, when everyone cums in a glass after a circle jerk or gang bang and one guy drinks it. Or the funnel in this one… ugh, I can’t.

      http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb941zBAHv1r76lino1_250.gif

    • kevin

      Spit. I can only think of one person: MICHAEL LUCAS. And that’s not good.

      CF Pete seems to have a thing for spit. Again, not exactly a recommendation.

  • nick

    Spitting is only ok if your getting banged by a big skinhead.

  • Zealot

    Dick Dorm is TIM lite.

  • Greg

    Ugh, see what you did Pumkin? Now everyone’s doing it!

    • Mike Julius

      Iconic. I wish New York was running for president instead of Cheeto Jesus. Ugh.

      • Greg

        OMG It still cracks me up to this day. She spit on her and then she tried to run

  • GrownFury

    I actually hate seeing spitting with the lone exception of River Elliott. I have no idea what it is about when he does it that makes it ok. It just does.

  • OverKill

    Spitting in the face:
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meje1mkr0e1rxa4z0.gif

    I don’t mind spitting elsewhere when it comes to porn but the face is just a little too much for me.

  • Tim

    Scott Riley, oh dear. He’s slipping a long way down. Guess having a really small cock and never keeping it hard when getting fucked couldn’t compensate for the all the cuteness.

  • QueenEverLasting

    I’m all for kinky…to an certain degree. But this is not kinky or sexy in the least. Snowballing and spitting on the asshole (anus) is okay. But actually spitting on someone or in someone’s mouth is just nasty. But….

  • Scrapple

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/omAmA7SaGti12/200.gif

    I love how the bottom has a total look of bemusement throughout most of these pics. You can almost hear the internal struggle, as his conscience tries to get him to assess the situation and respond accordingly:

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/aAK0elZzA8KAM/200.gif

  • 白王子

    I must be the only person who loves spit. I love having a guy spit in my mouth as he’s banging me.

  • Caesarimp

    Ugh. Gross

  • MXD

    There is just so much beige in these photos

  • AussieB

    Blame the people who pay for this crap

  • lordgabux

    Spitting and slapping don’t do anything for me. (in my head) It equates to violence and I don’t see a reason to willingly look for it. One thing is rough and another violent, not the same.

  • kevin

    Yeah, SketchySex/FraternityX covers this turf much better, if you’re into this sort of thing.

    I’m waiting for one of these sites to feature butt-chuggging

    • Zachary Sire

      ..

  • Paul J

    Zach’s comments on this are spot on. Who gets a boner watching bullying?

  • buffy2004

    this is disgusting

  • Andrew Simpson

    I think the spitting on someone is OFFENSIVE you can see Tanner does not like it he looks humiliated. Spitting on someone is one of the most insulting things someone can do to another person.

  • Colorful Kent

    straight guys faking an orgy. Clueless!