Jed Athens’ Enemies, Ranked

Posted March 9, 2015 by Zach with 34 comments

In the last two years, Sarlacc pit stunt double Jed Athens has made enemies out of literally everyone in the gay porn industry. From trashing studios and threatening to murder directors, to getting ex-boyfriends blacklisted and insulting former porn star friends on Twitter, is there anyone with whom Jed Athens hasn’t had a falling out? Speaking of falling out…

After finally being dropped from his agency Ducati Models last week (why in the world did they ever sign him in the first place?), Athens went apeshit, and today he’s promising to share “four fun stories“:

I’d sooner trust the farts coming out of Jed Athens’ blown out asshole than the incoherent garbage he strings together on his toxic waste dump of blog, but if he manages to post anything else before he’s committed to a mental hospital, I’ll let you know.

In the meantime, slip into your hazmat suit and take a walk down tragic mess lane with this ranking of all the people nutjob Jed has made enemies of in the last two years, ranked in order of great Jed Athens enemy to the greatest Jed Athens enemy.

16. Justin Beal