More Confusing Plot, More Production Value, And More Markie More In Latest Straight Chexxx

Posted April 6, 2017 by with 18 comments

87838_08The first episode of NextDoor’s big budget Straight Chexxx and its accompanying plot description didn’t make clear what, exactly, this movie was about (other than it being about a mix of gay and straight neighbors who end up fucking?), and today’s episode is similarly all over the place. (Trying to figure out the plot is ultimately pointless if you just fast forward to the sex.) This episode stars retired (for three weeks) and un-retired gay porn star Markie More, along with Ty Thomas.

87838_01 87838_02The episode also features Mark Long, Jimmy Clay, and Quentin Gainz, and the entire cast’s acting is surprisingly very good. Description:

Quentin is finding it hard to work on his career in acting due to the lack of respect his straight roommate Jimmy shows. Even if tolerating it solves his rent issues, the sound of the straight couple fucking all the time is more than he can bare. Quentin finds himself at the mercy of his friend Ty Thomas who seems to be facing troubling times as well with his struggle to find his own sexuality and what he wants out of life. Desperate to find a way to expand his webcam business and clients in order to kick Jimmy out of his place, Quentin decides he enter a local underwear dance content at a gay bar to promote his webcam show.

So, first Quentin is an actor, but then also he is operating a webcam business? Maybe those are supposed to be the same thing. Then:

After some convincing, Ty agrees to join Quentin on his adventure and the boys find themselves emerged in an night out on the gay town where paths cross once again with troubled pasts. All seems well, until Ty is reunited with his ex-boyfriend Mark Long who isn’t happy about the encounter and storms out. When Mark’s best friend, Markie More, stumbles upon Ty while looking for his friend and finds himself in a position of built of heated lust and both Markie and Ty take advantage of the moment that leads to Markie finally filling his mouth with that big dick of Ty’s he’d been thinking about since the day he saw him taking a shower.

That’s possibly the craziest paragraph (and note that—beginning with “When Mark’s best friend”—it’s just one sentence!) I’ve ever read. The rest of the description, with plenty of fun grammar and spelling errors:

He devours Ty’s manhood leaving his rock hard and dripping wet as he pre-cums all over the group in the alley and then flips Ty around and sinks his tongue deep in Ty’s ass.

[Note: Group? There’s no group in the alley, as this is a duo scene.]

After tasting all him and getting his hole nice and wet, Markie quickly drops his pants and slides his throbbing dick inside of Ty making his moan through the alleyway. This turns into a deep and hard fuck sending Ty into animalistic behaviours as he throws Markie onto a nearby stack of tires and gives him the blowjob of his life, nothing like ass to mouth! After Markie is pre-cumming all in Ty’s mouth, he grabs Ty and throws him on his back on the tires and slides his dick back inside Ty and fucks him missinoary as they intensely make out. This is all great, until the need to be in control drives Ty to flip Markie and ride his dick until his blows his load all over this hole. Markie hasn’t taste Ty enough yet, so he begs for his load on his knees to finish out this intense fuck session where everyone can see their business in the alley, even Mark.

87838_06 87838_10 87838_11Again, just fast forward to the sex, which is well done. All the cameos are cute, too. And, the photography, direction, and sets are great. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[NextDoor: Markie More Fucks Ty Thomas]

  • Miloš Del Rey

    Can Markie retire again please… This time indefinitely.

  • Zealot
  • Xzamilloh

    Zach is right… that is actually a well produced trailer and it looks like they spent some money making it. But I don’t agree on the acting…. it’s not good. It’s not bad, but it for sure isn’t good. It’s kinda like one of those pilot episodes of some gay web series you see on YouTube or some obscure gay online site, but with uncensored penises, and no cameo by Pablo Hernandez or Willam.

    • Ceecee

      A Willam cameo at Cockyboys seems more likely, bitch seems pretty friendly with their models.

  • Dulcis Memoria

    Clearly, this is some meth inspired fever dream of the writer. Remember your meth head friend who thought they were being profound when they were merely incoherent? The writer of “Straight Chexx” (note the double x) is that guy.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be57bcca8e071f711fa97d943163d0dca5037f137e1c7a250fc26a9d7a42f34f.gif

  • Pascal

    So people fucking behind dumpsters tasteless a few days ago but now they are fucking next to garbage cans and “the sets are great” all of a sudden? What’s in the garbage cans that makes them so classy?

    • Zachary Sire

      Normally I’d delete your comment but instead I’ll just state the obvious, which is that the garbage cans in this scene are clearly fake props (not to mention new/shiny) on a private set and contain no garbage, not featured prominently in any of the photos, and, most importantly, we don’t see inside of them.

      • John

        Why in the world would you delete such a hilarious comment?

      • Pascal

        MindGeek will be delighted to follow the Sire Etiquette Guide To Refuse Handling In Porn Scenes the next time I bet. 😀

  • John McKee

    That lighting isn’t doing Markie More and favors and does it really count as ass to mouth if the top was wearing a condom for the ass part?

  • Scrapple

    I’m assuming ND is treating this series like a gayer version of Melrose Place. In other words, The L.A. Complex.

  • Marik Ishtar

    O that reminds me, Barry Manilow came out of the closet. Who in the betting pool was closest to 40 years?

  • D.P. Welles

    I was going to make a cereal joke then I thought better of it.

    • perigrine

      I have no such control, I am renaming this film Spellchexxx.

  • Sebastian S

    That description is so grammatically horrid it was hilarious. It’s like it was written by an intern who’s just learning English. My favorite: “the boys find themselves emerged in an night out on the gay town where paths cross once again with troubled pasts.”

    Did they mean immersed? Lol.

  • lukaeber

    Who gives a fuck about Markie More. Give me more Ty Thomas!! Gawd!

    • perigrine

      Yeah…something’s going on with Markie’s hair, he does look like he’s retired…after 30 years on the job.

      • emercycrite

        That hair is awful.