Move Over Dustin Lance Black! 8 Gay Porn Stars Better Suited To Fuck Tom Daley

Posted December 6, 2013 by with 8 comments

Regardless of whether or not you agree with Tom Daley fucking Dustin Lance Black (a man old enough to be his father!), you’ve got to agree that there are wayyyyy hotter guys out there who could fuck Tom Daley sooooo much better! Plus, Dustin Lance Black is 40! I want to fantasize about Tom Daley having rough, raw, hardcore, intense sex with a hung, young stud—not some old man!

So with that in mind, here are the Top 8 Gay Porn Stars Better Suited To Fuck Tom Daley.

8. Connor Kline
Why: They both love sports and they’re both so competitive! These two really do have a lot in common, considering Tom won a bronze medal at the Olympics in London and Connor won a basketball game on GuysInSweatpants! I can just imagine Tom challenging Connor to a game of sports.
Who’s The Bottom: Depends on who loses the sports match!

7. Seth Knight
Why: Seth Knight always did want to move to London, but he never could scam raise enough money to pull it off. If Tom were Seth’s lover, he’d have no problem getting to the other side of the pond!
Who’s The Bottom: Hopefully one of them has invested in a double-headed dildo.

 

6. Diesel Washington
Why: With Diesel’s knack for inventing new sexual positions and Tom’s obvious flexibility, the possibilities are endless! They both already know how to do the cannonball!
Who’s The Bottom: Duh.

5. Brent Everett
Why: If you follow Brent on his blog and Twitter, you know that he is Tom’s biggest fan, so it’s only fair that he get to fuck him!
Who’s The Bottom: Tom!

4. Mike Dozer
Why: Both Mike and Tom are huge risk-takers who really like to live on the edge, so combining their fearlessness would no doubt result in the hottest, most nut-busting, cum-dumping event of the year!
Who’s The Bottom: Mike and Tom take turns breeding each other!

3. Johnny Rapid
Why: They’re both always being hosed down in the shower!
Who’s The Bottom: See #7 above.

2. Bambi
Why: While Tom might be currently dating a guy, he made sure to remind fans in his coming out video that he “still fancies girls.” So, what better way to experience the best of both worlds than to be with Bambi!
Who’s The Bottom: Bambi!

1. Jarek
Why: Sean Cody’s Jarek is one of the best powertops of all time, and I just really want to imagine Tom Daley and his insanely perfect ass getting FUCKED SO HARD by someone who knows what he’s doing.

If you squint your eyes, you can almost pretend that this is Jarek fucking Tom Daley (and not Sean Cody’s Ryan).

[Sean Cody: Jarek Fucks Ryan]

 

 

  • Porn Fan

    LOL LOL at mike dozer. i can’t. I CAN’T!!

    And as I recall, Conner lost that basketball game to Austin… but I could be wrong. I was …distracted… but some other parts of the scene. 😉

    • sxg

      for the video, he purposely lost that game. It was very clear that Ausin didn’t know what the fuck he was doing on the court. Connor, on the other hand, played basketball for his school.

      • Porn Fan

        ahhh. thx for clarifying and the backstory. i missed the obvious in my distraction/ fast forwarding…. haha.

  • sxg

    lol oh Zach I love these top 10-infinity posts and miss them so!

    I must say, fuck no on the Seth Knight in all seriousness. I couldn’t even laugh at that one that manchild is so revolting.

  • Elitist

    Dear sweet jesus, I would pay so much money to watch a scene with Brent and Tom

  • Bull

    he is so fucking cute. Any hot muscled power top(gay) will do!

  • berkeley

    i hate dustin lance. old guys creep me out.

  • sxg

    LMAO looking back at this list, dear god! Perhaps Tom can arrange a conjugal visit with Mike Dozer and/or Jarec Wentworth!