Today Was Not A Good Day For Nica Noelle

Posted January 14, 2016 by with 38 comments

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Director Nica Noelle took time out from allegedly forcing her models to sleep in houses covered in rodent feces and blaming rape victims for being raped to express her anger and frustration today over a very important event: Str8UpGayPorn winning a Cybersocket Award for Best Blog.

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In addition to calling the Cybersocket Awards a “joke,” Noelle also lashed out at the adult industry as a whole, calling it a “political shitshow” that she’ll never take seriously:

nica2A few hours later, however, the completely mentally stable Nica Noelle had a change of heart about the Cybersocket Awards, once it was pointed out to her that the awards are based on fan voting:

nica4Unfortunately, Nica Noelle quickly had another revelation, and it brought her right back to where she started.

Stay strong, Nica.

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  • JustJim

    This is the BEST thing EVER!! So fucking Funny! Does her idiocy know no bounds?

  • Because we know it pisses you off Nica.

  • Todd

    If Nica had been at the 2015 Cybersocket show ….

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4131420/mommie-dearest-stragled-o.gif

    • Todd

      …and that Banana would’ve split ! (badumbump…Thanks Ellen DeGeneres)

      http://i.imgur.com/F1evd.gif

    • C3xxx

      Is Zach top or bottom? :)

      • Galaxy_Scribe

        Inquiring minds wanna know

      • Ben

        I have a feeling he’s a top

  • Al

    Is any day a good day for it?

  • #fail

  • Myko

    Crack pipe Nica?

  • Maximus

    I wasn’t aware that Nica “Messy-Ass Crazy Ho” Noelle even had good days.

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/kgqxOMrC7rRDy/giphy.gif

    • beariac
      • Maximus
        • beariac

          Yes, mwahaha. People who hate this blog can’t stop reading it.
          ♫ Trolololololol ♫
          http://i.imgur.com/IWVxVvi.gif

          • Maximus

            I don’t hate this blog…

          • beariac

            Of course not, but Ms Noelle does and is a Patriots fan and blogger, so…

          • Maximus

            Ah, I see what you meant. Yeah, she probably hate-reads this blog in the same way that people hate-watch TV series once they’ve realized that they dislike them but have become too invested to not find out how they end.

            I’m a Tom Brady fan. He is so insanely hot.

  • OneOfTheManyChris

    She has no class. She could have congratulated Zach, said something about how it’s nice that the industry has recognized her little niche, even dropped a few hints how about she’d like to be interviewed about how she works and why she sometimes screws up the off-screen details.

    Whatever else you say about her, her stuff seems to be selling and she could draw attention to that. I don’t see why Men couldn’t make a “Stepfather” with actual acting and a plot, but they aren’t, and life goes on.

  • sxg

    I love how out of the 2 of you, she was the one who spent the whole day crying over you winning an award instead of enjoying her own win, and yet she says you’re the unhinged one!
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/37/6c/fc/376cfca2142dbb1c2b6b4c4799e09004.gif

  • Ben

    I don’t understand. It’s not like Zach makes shit up about her. He basically just publishes blog entries about gay porn stars who expressed their opinion in working with her. And even if Zach didn’t post those entries, the complaints were made on their twitter. It’s not like no one would know or could silence those guys.

  • Ben

    I don’t understand. It’s not like Zach makes shit up about her. He basically just publishes blog entries about gay porn stars who expressed their opinion in working with her. And even if Zach didn’t post those entries, the complaints were made on their twitter. It’s not like no one would know or could silence those guys.

  • OverKill

    https://quizzicalllama.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/tumblr_mm6eg2cqiz1s9m0wdo1_500.gif?w=640

    All that complaining, you have to think why is this twat even in the gay porn industry. Needs to do us all a favor and get out. Please:

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/daee8590c5dc2b047288b381f6ad0ae9/tumblr_mloidpc8Aa1qejlczo1_500.gif

  • Mike Cauke 2016

    And I thought real politics was a bitch-fest….this is much more fun to watch!

  • C3xxx

    That Noelle pic should carry its own DIN as it can easily substitue for ipecac or other, vomit-inducing compound.

  • beariac
    • GN

      Basil!

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    Can we please blur that photo of her? PLEASE?

  • GN

    I just can’t with the nude pics of this cow, anymore–And I made a child with one of those…

  • Kandel

    It’s posts like this that are the exact reason why this blog won. She should take note and medicate herself.

  • DPS

    The awards shows cause her to turn on the industry she works for and not take it seriously? Any last regrets before you and your career vanish Little Miss Shoeshine?

    • Pertinax

      LOL !

  • Zealot

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: In a stunning display of humanity, Nica “the Nurp” Noelle reached out to her literal tens of fans to sincerely thank them for robo-voting for her website IconMule.com; and her grand and glorious win at the Cybersuckit Awards. However, conversely, Ms. Noelle in a rare moment of displeasure also voiced some concerns with a certain blog who also won an award last evening at the gala event at Frank’s & Beans R-Us, West Hollywood Branch, in the rustic “Cowpoke Room” (where every other Thursday night is all you can eat smoked bologna night!). Not realizing that the Cybersuckit Awards (herein after referred to the “Suck-Its”) were a fan-voted award, Ms. Noelle went on a bit of a toot about STR8UPGAYPORN’s win for favorite porn blog. Not wanting to seem ungrateful, or woefully uninformed, Ms. Noelle in mid-shit-fling reversed course to thank fans for their support, but question their judgement otherwise– obviously missing the point that in questioning fan’s judgement for the porn blog award, Ms. Noelle was also questioning those who voted for her site. Well, no account for brains, or logic in this topsy-turvy world of gay porn. In a world in which a straight woman makes money from mistreating talent, while churning out gay porn rife with themes of incest, sex with the clergy and the like, well….it does seem to be a of biting the hand that feeds you. And in somewhat related news, the North Pole has issued a statement condemning Ms. N and asking that all Christmas materials, decorations, cards and sheet music baring the word “Noel” be re-drafted, supplanting the word “Motel” so as not to be confused with the IconMule maven.

  • Jason

    Love the Chanel GIF. Surprise Bitch, indeed.

  • Why do people keep working this human sump pump?