[UPDATED] Surprise! Photo Surfaces Of Donald Trump’s Running Mate JD Vance Dressed In Drag
Well, I hope you’re sitting down (preferably on a couch?), because this is absolutely shocking. A 2012 photo of anti-gay vice presidential candidate JD Vance has surfaced today, and it shows the Diet Mountain Dew-drinking sofa-fucker dressed in drag while he attended Yale. JD Vance’s drag queen pic was first posted on Twitter, as seen below, after a classmate shared it with friends:
new: i have obtained a photo of jd vance in drag while at yale law school pic.twitter.com/jYf14Lwa4D
— matt (@mattxiv) August 11, 2024
Hi Matt I was the source of the photo (sent through friends to you). This was taken in 2012 (the same time I was at Yale 🥴). Photo was taken by a classmate and sent to me. Thanks for sharing 😘
— Travis Whitfill MPH (@twhitfill) August 11, 2024
UPDATE:
Surprise again! MattXIV has received a second photo of drag queen JD Vance, and this one’s even better:
a second photo has hit my inbox https://t.co/JRKIE9JHRD pic.twitter.com/4wIWF28mEU
— matt (@mattxiv) August 12, 2024
The photos are of course going viral online, and it only further solidifies my belief that JD Vance is a closeted homosexual.
As we all know, it’s always the most vociferous anti-gay bigots who are in fact the biggest flaming faggots. As senator, Vance introduced the “Protect Children’s Innocence Act,” which criminalizes medical institutions that provide gender-affirming care to minors, and he also supports limiting classroom discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity. And as DailyBeast notes, Vance has labeled critics of “don’t say gay” legislation “groomers.”
The drag, the eyeliner, the hand gestures, the faggotry in his speaking voice…I’m telling you, it’s all right in front of our faces.
Over a year ago, I predicted that Joe Biden would be dropping out of the presidential race. Last month, I predicted that Kamala Harris would pick Tim Walz as her running mate. Also last month, I predicted that Trump will replace JD Vance as his VP. We are, quite clearly, just a couple weeks away from that happening. Trump will wait until after the Democratic convention to fire Vance, but make no mistake: It’s happening!
Something I just realized: JD Vance in drag is totally giving me Stevie Nicks Fajita Round-Up vibes:
ICYMI, the brilliant 1998 SNL sketch with Lucy Lawless:
@thealmanac77 SNL Host Lucy Lawless Sketch Stevie Nick’s Fajita Joint, just before Chipotle i guess! (1998)#snl #snlmusicalguest #universalplus #universalplusafrica #universalpluslatinoamerica #90s #90skids #malaysiatiktok #philippinestiktok #tiktokindia #tiktkokphilippines #tiktokaustralia #fyp #tiktokbrasil #thealmanac77 #saturdaynightlive #fypviral #snlseason24#snlsketch #lucylawless ♬ original sound – thealmanac77
Finally, as Str8UpGayPorn previously reported, JD Vance will be the subject of a gay porn parody in the coming weeks, where he can be seen fucking a couch.
