Sean Cody Celebrates Trump’s Inauguration With New Porter Scene
Every time there’s a new Porter scene on Sean Cody (and good God, he must have a low scene rate, because Sean Cody hires him at least once a month), my first instinct is to just ignore it. One, because he’s not a good performer. Two, I’ve been more aroused watching an Oompa Loompa musical number. And three, of course, is the fact that he’s a racist troll and Milo Yiannopoulos stan who openly and vigorously supported Donald Trump (who may or may not be Porter’s orange father). But, even awful scenes deserve some attention, and Sean Cody would apparently like some by releasing this Porter scene on the eve of the Cheeto-In-Chief’s inauguration. How thoughtful of them.
As if this couldn’t get worse, Porter’s scene partner is Darryl. He seems nice and has a good dick, but he’s almost worse than Porter in terms of performance skills, and that’s saying something.
On the plus side, you have to give Sean Cody credit for simply not giving any fucks and letting someone with this hairstyle appear on camera. That takes balls:
Actually, now that I think about it, I choose to believe that Sean Cody is deliberately trolling us with the release of this scene, not to mention this photo featuring two dollars spread out on Darryl’s dick. Honey, this scene isn’t even worth the one dollar that it costs to get a Sean Cody trial membership.
[Actual photo of Porter’s scene rate.]
On a scale of 1 to 10, this scene gets one bottle of spray tan, an “all lives matter” tweet from Porter, and a flamin’ hot zero.
All the newcomers who Sean Cody could bring back, and this is what they’re giving us. Enjoy.
