The Sketchy Sex Model Info Sheet Is Actually The Best Part Of Sketchy Sex

Posted January 25, 2017 by with 31 comments

austinNot sure when this happened (maybe I’ve been distracted by their fake cum tube and Little Debbie’s), but the Sketchy Sex model info sheets have become the most entertaining thing about Sketchy Sex. The one above—featuring a poor man’s Blake Mitchell named Austin Floyd—is tame, but the other ones for this week’s update do a nice job making fun of the cliched gay porn labels that so many gay porn stars use.

Billy Bottom (LOL) says he doesn’t like labels and is “mostly straight” (also LOL), but he does like getting fucked. Well, sure, who doesn’t?

billyGuy Houston—whose 1997 circuit queen tattoos are so hilarious, I almost think they’re fake and the Sketchy Sex production crew added them in Photoshop—will not be taking any of your labels either:

guyAnd poor John Finch, bless his heart, happens to be a closeted top with an 8.5 inch cock. (And in all seriousness, he is very hot, and he needs to become an actual gay porn star):

johnfinchFor anyone who’s interested in the actual scene, the “mostly straight” bottom, Billy Bottom, gets fucked by all the big dicks. And before he rides John Finch’s cock, he of course does some poppers. Because that’s what straight guys do:

billyb1billyb2SS073A_052 SS073A_073 SS073A_043 SS073A_025Trailer (watch full scene here):

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[Sketchy Sex: John Finch, Austin Floyd, Billy Bottom, Guy Houston Bareback Orgy]

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