Of Course Men.com Did A Twin Peaks Parody Called “Twink Peaks”

Posted May 5, 2017 by with 32 comments

Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at 1.08.59 PMIt’s one of the best television shows of all time, so of course Men.com had to make a gay porn parody of it, and of course they had to cast Vadim Black as the main star. I’m talking about David Lynch’s cult classic Twin Peaks (which starts up again on Showtime this month), and the title of the parody is, obviously, “Twink Peaks.”

10Maybe it’s because I’ll support anything related to Twin Peaks, but this looks surprisingly…good? They took the time to get the sets/decor/music somewhat correct, and they obviously got the title font right, too.

Those with very long, very random memories will recall that a Czech porn parody called “Twink Peaks” came out over 10 years ago:

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So, while the Men.com parody is obviously different, the title itself has been used before.

Side note: I have no idea what is going on with this promo photo of Vadim Black below (his body looks so tiny and disproportionate?), or if this is just what he actually looks like? Maybe I’m having some sort of Twin Peaks-style hallucination.

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While Vadim Black is playing the lead, it’s not clear who (if anyone?) is playing the role of Laura Palmer. Who knows…maybe we’ll get a cameo from Diego Sans’ real-life sister Dora for that role? Ooh, and maybe Vadim Black’s real-life girlfriend Kaitlyn can play the part of the Log Lady? (Obviously, her character’s name can be “Log Lady Miss Kaitlyn.”)

14Too bad so many violent and insane gay porn stars are in jail in real life these days, as any one of them would’ve been great for the role of Killer Bob.

17“Twink Peaks” starts tonight with Vadim Black and Noah Jones (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Noah Jones Fucks Vadim Black]

Another episode comes next week, with Vadim again (and Aspen):

[Men.com: “Twink Peaks”]

  • sanfv

    Me, upon seeing that Vadim Black is slowing starving to death courtesy of Lady Pimp Miss Katelin.
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    • Maximus

      Two questions remain:
      1. When will the Lady Pimp finally cast Vadim aside?
      2. Who will she attempt to pimp out next?

    • Marik Ishtar

      Gurl, you are truly outrageous. (audacious)
      Shade is her name and you’re playing her game.
      He gambled with shame and no one else is to blame.

    • Scrapple

      Outrageous!

      • sanfv

        I am always schocked that you always know what I’m talking about and always have a reply.

        Poly relationship? I’m sure my white boy won’t mind.

        • Scrapple

          80s shade is my jam. And now thanks to you I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

  • I for one would recommend Johnny Rapid for the role of Laura Palmer. Because, you know…

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    I would also recommend he give the old Stanislofsky method acting a try while he’s at it.

  • Also, this would have been the perfect time for my beloved ‘Dale Cooper’ to make his comeback.

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    • TheSagaOf

      Christ almighty, Dale fucking Cooper! Mmm.

    • sxg

      Fuck no. She’s another one of those dumbass bernie or bust cunts who, like colby keller, was in line to let the world burn before Hillary became president. The longer this bitch stays away the better.

      • That’s disappointing to hear, but I’m failing to see why we should let essentially a prostitute’s political beliefs get in the way of who we jack off to?

        • R.A.M.J

          Amen

    • TheThom

      Dale Cooper needs to get me pregnant. A lot.

  • OverKill
    • Marik Ishtar

      That entire movie built up to that scene and I loved it!

  • Maximus

    I applaud this series because, like two tall mountain peaks, it is generating a tremendous amount of shade. Think about it: Vadim Black was a little muscle hunk not too long ago. Now MEN has cast him as the lead in a series about twinks.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de400cc5fdec325850844e4732ee053cbe99572d783ecb7fe4e8e8405e18879d.gif

    Let the record show that I am here for it.

    • sanfv

      He got fucked in a doggie door… my own dog refuses to use their doggie door. If that doesn’t say a lot about self respect, I don’t know what does lol.

      Self respect does not exist for these folks.

      • Maximus

        I ain’t mad at the hustle; hos have to make their coins somehow. However, when it comes to crooked hos like Miss Vadim, being read is undeniably in her best interest. Maybe one day it will finally inspire her to think about her life choices and whether she wants to be a decent member of society.

    • Marik Ishtar

      There’s a joke about snow caps somewhere…

      • Maximus

        I defer to Miss Scrapple; she’s the resident pun expert.

  • McM.

    Whoa. Is it just that foreign company, or has “twink” really changed that much? The guys in the Twink Peaks film wouldn’t even get a solo today at a twink studio.

  • Danny Boi

    I’m okay with this. 😉

  • Marik Ishtar

    “I woke up this morning and I had a thought. Do you know what that thought was? It was “where are all the hot men?” So hear I am, don’t ask me how I found myself browsing gay porn, but here I am and I am just stunned by these two gorgeous men! As a director and actress myself I know a thing or two about parodies. So let me just say that I’m sure I will enjoy this.
    I am no stranger to shorter men, so I can firmly endorse the pleasures of tossing around a pint-sized mini while his wife is… I shouldn’t say more.
    Now Honey, I’ll tell you what’s interesting! You know when you’re on movie set and you don’t know the person because you’ve never met before. Well, I mean you know the person but you’ve never been with them, you know what I mean? But! As the shoot goes on and you do scenes together you get to know one another and you walk away as friends. Do you think these men become friends? Do you think they kiss their friends then go home and kiss their wives? Well, no, I should not say any more. I mean, of course they do. Men do that ya’ know?
    What was I saying? I always forget…

    But any way, hot men in action! Who could say ‘No’ to that?”

    xoxo,
    The Keaton
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  • Scrapple

    It’s obvious Brandon Evans should be Laura. Dora can be Killer Bob, with a killer bob. Paddy should be The Man from Another Place. Paddy with that accent doing those reverse speeches? How could you not want that?

    If Noah does bottom in this, I hope his character doesn’t get killed off. What kind of message would that be sending to the impressionable young gaylets who want to lose their anal virginity in a creepy cabin that looks like it was decorated by Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother?

  • Zealot
  • sanfv

    unfortunately Snow White is already being pimped out by a single teen mother who posts that he “makes millions”… millions of bacteria and DNA Henny!

  • Caesarimp

    How can you have a Twin Peaks porn parody without actual twins?

  • TheThom

    To be honest, I actually find Vadim Black attractive. I enjoy watching him perform. This scene, however, was kinda lame. The sex was barely even meh. The Noah Jones guy is hot in photos, but his performance leaves a but to be desired.

    Maybe I need to watch it again. Go in with lower expectations.