Fake Cum Alert: Is This The Fakest Cum Shot Of All Time?

Posted February 10, 2016 by with 29 comments

SS0059A_054Sketchy Sex is known for their ridiculously fake cum shots, but the fake cum shot in today’s Sketchy Sex update might be their most fake cum shot of all time.

The jig is up, cum dumps:

fakecEli Hunter is a great performer who deserves better than this. Eli Hunter deserves real cum.

They aren’t even trying to pass these loads off as real anymore:

fakecNote the quick cutaway in the clip below, at 1:10, which is then followed by the supposed cum shot. You can clearly see one of the alleged streams of cum being shot from behind the dick hole, out of the guy’s hand! Unless this guy (who is only identified as “Aaron”) is a freak of nature with a second urethra coming out of the shaft of his cock (which is a great cock, FWIW), this is simply not possible. Fuck this fake shit.

[Sketchy Sex: Eli Hunter Swallows Fake Cum]

Gay porn in 2016: Fake fucking, fake cocks, and fake cum shots.

 

  • Todd

    I Hate When That Happens ….

    http://i.imgur.com/OLfdXk6.gif

    • Jonny Marzetti

      LOL. Though that looks real compared to the Sketchy Sex fakes. What movie is that from?

      • slipperyslope

        One of the “Scary Movie”s. I think the first.

    • DPS

      While it is pervy of me, this GIF is actually kinda hot if you think about it.

      • sxg

        It would be hotter if it was a guy. The freakiest thing is how his torso collapse into almost nothing at the end.

        • DPS

          Yes, but don’t you feel like you wish you could cum THAT hard at times?

    • WhimsyCotton

      Back when Anna Farris was making quality films.

      • Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

        Now she’s just making quality TV.

        • WhimsyCotton

          I feel like there’s a missing Kappa at the end of your sentence.

  • Jonny Marzetti

    Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, That’s close to 100% of what you get at SS and FraternityX.

  • Zealot

    Maybe the Sketchy Boys are watching their calories, and to help the director made the switch to “Cum Lite” the new miracle cum substitute with no calories and a great minty-fresh flavor AND can also be used as hair gel!

  • Goodboy

    Maybe they should wave some hundred dollar bills in their faces.

  • DPS

    Just to add some reinforcement to the fake aspect of this, as one with low hangers like Aaron, they don’t stay that way at jizz time…

  • WebSlinger
  • C3xxx

    Eli loves cum too much to spit it out. Cetaphil on the other hand….

  • RavensNationFlacco05

    On your timeline at 1:14 that cum comes out of his dick, How many guys actually shoot a perfect arrow of cum? There are sprayers, dribblers etc. Maybe it is fake but unless I hear it from someone that has worked there then I am not even thinking about it. Female Porn Stars have been faking orgasms since forever.

    • Jonny Marzetti

      You need to do more forensics on other SS cumshots. Some of them come out at a 90-degree angle, from the *side* of the head. Occasionally it even comes from the shaft. And somehow no one *ever* has any lingering dribble coming out of the slit afterward. Their cumshots are laughably fake. I have to admit, I used to be fooled by some of them, thinking they used a mix of real and fake rather than the actual 98.768% fake.

    • WhimsyCotton

      There is this famous Pornhub clip of a Spanish stripper shooting what must have been about a pound or two of cum onto a mirror, so it must be possible — just not with Sketchy Sex.

      • RavensNationFlacco05

        Yeah The one with the dudes balls the size of a grapefruit. That was ridiculous.

  • Hudsonman

    It came from the grassy knoll…

  • OverKill
  • GN

    I suspect the reason they fake it is less deceitful than we think. It’s simply careless set direction/filming. After hours of filming on a set with less-than-sober men, poor instructions from the director (you can’t tell who’s fucking whom half the time), the crew (probably also less-than-sober) are not skilled enough at filming porn or give a damn to catch the cumshots at the proper times, hence why they say to hell with it and hand the perfomer a squeeze bottle full of lotion, They typically only show cumshots looking up at the underside of the shaft, trying to hide whatever mechanism is squirting out the fake spooge. Which, for every man, notice it squirts out the same way, no variation in intensity or ‘pumps’. Lazy filming, is all.

  • Thomas

    The idea that they use fake cum kill this site for me. That is a shame bc the idea is hot and the guys are trashy hot.

  • KP

    Sketchy and Fraternity X are the same laughably bad Canadian producer. Both are more concerned with ownership of content than the actual content. As in no downloading of their fake cum videos for paid members.

  • Scott

    Fake or not – hot cock sucking and beautiful balls get me off everytime.