Raging Hot Falcon Is Now Filming Scenes In The Dark That You Literally Can’t See

Posted October 12, 2017 by with 38 comments


If anyone has a rational explanation for what is going on at Raging Hot Falcon, please let me know in the comments below. (Or, if you prefer to stay anonymous, send me an email.)


Today’s “Head Play” scene (note that this is another Raging Hot Falcon video game-themed movie, following the last one they released in August) was either filmed entirely in the dark, or had special effects added in post-production to make it look like it was filmed entirely in the dark. Apparently, the darkness is supposed to be part of the movie’s video game plot?


Someone is supposed to be jerking off this?

This is obviously the most pointless and unwatchable gay porn scene of 2017, and it actually makes Sean Cody’s scenes this year look watchable. At least Sean Cody appears to not know what they’re doing—while at Raging Hot Falcon, this is deliberate!?


I’d tell you who the actors are in this scene, but since I can’t see them, how the hell should I know?

Note that this is the third time in as many months that Raging Hot Falcon has released a scene in which you literally can’t see the scene. The first time this happened was in August with Jason Vario and Skyy Knox, and then it happened last month with Noah Donovan and Adam Ramzi. This one is obviously the worse of the three.


With gay porn like this, who needs professional gay porn studios? Might as well just join someone’s OnlyFans account.

[Raging Hot Falcon: Two People Fucking In The Dark]

  • scooternva

    Hey, who turned out the lights?

    • Ed Woody

      Donna Noble has been saved.

  • FrenchBug

    100% agree that this is infuriating and ridiculous and frustrating.
    But really the lights were also turned off for the Ollie and Arad scene that was being praised right here just a couple of days ago so can’t really fault Falcon Raging HotHouse for thinking that artsy bullshit is porn and not artsy bullshit.
    They just took it one step further. In both case, that made for worthless porn but somehow one of them keeps getting celebrated for this dumb unwatchable stuff.

    • Zachary Sire
      • FrenchBug

        This does not look like a fully lit room. It is a lit room but my point is that once you consider that kind of supposedly moody bad lighting “artsy” then you open the door for any nonsense. FRH are just pushing it to a ridiculous extreme but CB’s “moody” lighting or partial lighting or blue lighting or, worst of all, contrejour lighting is just as bad in terms of making out the action.
        Sorry but, as far as I am concerned, this is only a shade better lit than this dumb Falcon scene.

        • Zachary Sire

          Whether or not you like the scene or its quality is of course your opinion, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re in a room with lights on, and you can actually see their faces and see them fucking. There is no comparison. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad586f81b86897342f3e50a17322745c62de7d1ccfd647422f3a9b3f9c4ac5df.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4b185a3a6452c567e98c8e9b3826b047da3621de584caa74a9961c64c658973.jpg

          • FrenchBug

            Well, my point is that I think there is a direct line between the crappy lighting CB is fond of and the fact it is spreading to other studios – with less artistic talent than JJ so they are even dumber with it. But that doesn’t make it right in the first place as a porn scene.
            So we do disagree. And my other point is that I don’t get what I consider to be a double-standard because I don’t agree that we can see the action in two-thirds of CB stuff. That’s all.

          • Zachary Sire

            The Raging Hot Falcon scene was deliberately edited to appear completely blacked out/darkened, so nothing can be seen. Again, no comparison to the other scene.

        • James Johnson III

          FrenchBug I see your point. If you want to film a night scene in a gorgeous way without it being too dark, look up BelAmi. They’ve been doing gorgeous, sensual, romantic night scenes that are beautifully shot for a while. It’s totally possible but this RagingHotFalcon scene ain’t it

      • sxg

        Jesus those are some grainyass shots. Were you watching this at 180kbps, or is this really what the scene is supposed to look like?

        • Zachary Sire

          It’s a screengrab from the site. not the HD version.

    • McM.

      CockyBoys scenes can be pretentious, but their cinematography is always on point and the studio knows how to stage and shoot in low-light situations.

      Probably won’t be watching the Ollie and Arad scene, but I know it’ll be beautifully shot.

      • FrenchBug

        I did draw that distinction in a previous comment: JJ knows what he is doing. Still does not make it good porn.

  • C3xxx

    Meh, just enough light to suggest an appointment with a good cosmetic dentist.

  • KP

    no one can spot the ugly condoms in the dark. they should use glow in the dark condoms.

  • WorkBitch

    My ARTPORN could mean anything.

    • We can’t
      We can’t
      Locate a lantern…

  • OverKill

    Is this suppose to be artsy, cute, something you’re suppose to jack off too?
    All I see is a prison riot going on in someone’s mouth with those teeth.

  • Xzamilloh

    I hope this isn’t some attempt at “relatable porn”, because if I wanted to see porn that related to my own sex experiences, I’d be watching a black screen or Diesel Washington reading a book.

  • McM.

    Those last two sentences were FUCKED UP!

    OnlyFans footage is always horrible. Always. Seen a few clips and they’re unwatchable, ranging from boring to badly shot. Though I remain amused by how the service is killing Billy Santoro’s site.

  • Scrapple

    I get it. They’re literally throwing shade. Funny.

  • Schnitzel

    Saying it again, just bring back the poolside scenes. Redundant but we could see the action and better than boxes.

  • Zealot

    Somewhere at Falcon there’s an art director whose line of thinking must go something like this:

    Dark chocolate
    Dark Victory
    Dark roast
    Donnie Darko
    Dark Comedy
    Dark PORN!


  • FrenchBug

    OK Let me restate my argument in a more general manner: in an era in which porn studios state that free amateur videos on Tube sites are the biggest threat to the industry, their #1 advantage and selling point should be quality of cinematography that professional directors and equipment should guarantee.
    That they intentionally choose to yield that little advantage they have in the name of “art” boggles my mind.

  • MattT

    They’re terrible filmmakers, they’ve always been. They have great models in their roster, but they have no idea how to film a good scene. The places they choose to film in, the cinematography, lighting, etc. are really, really bad. They’ve also gone the MEN route of filming ridiculous and badly acted stories.

  • GN
  • Pinko of the Grange

    I’m old and had no issue seeing details. Buy a better monitor.

  • Baradude
  • QuantiCat

    Wtf is up with lighting in porn recently? Shits either too dark or it looks like the bloom effect is cranked up to 11 like in mid 2000’s video games. No wants to bother checking out your scene if they have to fuck with the brightness setting of their monitor to make out the pantomime of what is assumedly sex.

  • sxg

    One of the models is Roman Todd and I don’t know who the other model is, but he looks like a methh twink with a shitty dye job. In that case, we should be grateful they filmed this almost entirely in the dark. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e8fcae7187de2a9c61528934173195926fe4c4a4008959482ff793ecc2e9fdf.jpg

    • QuantiCat

      Bleached hair was a remnant from my childhood in the 90s that I had hoped would never return, and yet it’s come back in an even more hideous form. I blame Milo.

  • Mark123

    I have to say. Porn has become too mechanical. Boy meets boy. Boy touches boy. Boys clothes come off. Boy 1 sucks boy 2. Boy 2 gets lube. Boy 2 fucks boy 1. Boy 1 cums while being fucked. Boy two cums afterwards. Same story every time.Nothing original, nothing to see. If you have no story then just fuck. If you can developed a story I thank you. But the meeting on a soccer field in the park is not a story.

  • Bezz

    falcon sucks

  • Devin

    @ 00:29 seconds, wtf is up with the bottoms teeth? The darkness couldn’t even hide how fucked up that grill is