POLL: Should This Be The Last Post About Men Being Caught By Their Wives Having Gay Sex?

Posted November 29, 2017 by with 60 comments

7Today in men having sex with other men in front of their wives, it’s Men.com’s daily contribution to the unending, pointless, and insanely redundant “theme,” and in this one, a guy fucks a male hairstylist while his wife is sitting right next to them with a towel over her eyes.

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The premise of people having sex in front of someone else in the same room without their knowledge was sort of “funny,” at first. But, after 50 million of these scenes…it’s over. We’re done.

12This is not hot, not interesting, not funny, and not worth anyone’s time. The fact that this repeated “plot” with women being humiliated in vaguely homophobic gay porn scenes makes this particularly stupid, but it’s worth noting that I’d have the same reaction to any gay porn theme if it were being done literally EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY. Can’t these studios find something—anything!—else to do?

Instead of wasting time on this shit, maybe just film hot guys fucking? That’s usually what gay porn viewers like to see. And, a reminder: This is supposed to be gay porn, not a daily attempt at recreating a “right in front of my salad” meme.

20As usual, Jasmine Masters says it best:

Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Man Fucks Man In Front Of Wife]

While I’ll have to ultimately decide whether or not to cover these stupid scenes on a case by case basis, your opinion will help influence what I do going forward. So, should this be the last one of these scenes ever covered here on Str8UpGayPorn?


  • James Johnson III

    Maybe I could forgive it if either one of the men who are supposed to be attractive actually were or knew how to perform properly

  • Xzamilloh

    The Jeffey Dahmer glasses, the Euro-centric snatched brows and coiffed hair and shiny foreheads? And did they really do the boin-yoin-yoing sound?? I’m fucking done!!! This was a good joke, Men… okay bye

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52010e5e7042e2d20cca0a951b308ab15815e7d3464e02dfba1076de06eb41bb.gif

  • Ceecee

    Can I just say that “straight man” William Seed in those glasses literally killed me. I’ve been laughing for like 5 minutes straight at it.

    The weirdest part of this trend for me is that they always pick the most extraordinarily gay men to be closeted straight dudes.

    • Baradude

      Right every time I see these I’m like girl you deserve to watch your gay ass husband get fucked by some other dude!

  • CamCam

    The shit has got to stop PERIOD. It bugs & offends me greatly to keep seeing all these god damn films with women in gay porn. The majority and I don’t wanna see it and if there is a way to get this through to these porn companies, then I’ll do anything to lend my voice to ending this trash. PLEASE stop reporting on this. Just stop it already!!!

    • Heauxme

      The gay porn industry is being run by a greedy conglomerate with straight people that are clearly homophobic or at least just flat out fucking dumb. This is the worst, sick of it! That’s what happens when we let straight folks profit from gay porn e.g.- LaEl.

      • Ulf Raynor

        Once again, I feel compelled to say… if people weren’t watching it, hey wouldn’t keep making the same scene over and over again.
        Stop watching and they will stop making it.
        My vote Zach, keep posting about it and keep calling them out for it.
        Post enough, and maybe, just maybe the ones out there who watch this crap will get bored enough and move on.
        (fears what the next new self loathing theme will be)

        • Heauxme

          It’s a conglomerate they don’t care what we think, they have the money to do as they please unfortunately. Mindgeek is pretty much in control of everything, it’s a monopoly.

  • Marik Ishtar

    Can you stop promoting FamilyDick scenes, too?

    • Get_Loud2

      it’s hot……

      • Pinko of the Grange

        Silly too tho

    • Ryan Roman

      Excuse you, FamilyDick is HOT AF

      • peter

        Different strokes . . .

        • Hari Kalyan

          Nah…it’s back-handed promo, but it’s still promo. Just dont cover it and maybe that horrible site (or at least their problematic scene choices) will just go away. Women is gay porn is far less offensive by comparison.

    • Zealot

      I should have scrolled down before I posed. You beat me to it!!

    • Hari Kalyan

      1000 times yes! Where’s the option for this on the poll?

  • If my barber looked like Shawn Hardy, I’d fuck him, too.

  • doodlebug

    But here’s the thing. Even though this theme is almost universally decried by everyone here and on other sites that cover gay porn, it seems to be popular with MEN members. I don’t know how reliable those scene view counts they have on their page are, but if they are to be believed, these sorts of scenes always have high numbers. Are people watching out of curiosity (which should have worn off by now) or is there a silent majority that likes this shit? As long as people are watching their going to keep putting it out.

    • McM.

      MEN releases scenes on a daily basis so it’ll be hard to determine what content draws and retains subscribers. In addition, scene stats are artificially inflated. ALL upcoming scenes have high approval ratings, most above 80%. These updates haven’t been viewed but either MindGeek is starting them off with high percentages or subscribers “approve” of them prior to watching the entire scenes. Even if down-votes/disapproval-ratings were an option, it would take a heck of a lot of them – consistently over a long period of time – to affect a statistical trend showing a particular theme is not desired.

      • doodlebug

        I don’t think they probably care one way or the other what the approval ratings are, just as long as people are viewing the scene. This trend annoy’s me to no end, but I think we’re going to see more of it until their customers just stop watching it.

        • McM.

          There’ll always be views on those scene since subscribers get the content anyway. MEN just needs to lose subscribers.

  • PaulieP

    ENOUGH! If you feel you need women in your films get a guy to dress in drag and lo and behold he undresses and is hot as f*ck and joins in… but stop with the dumb wife routine.

  • Scrapple

    Perhaps if we keep commenting on the absurdity of this homophobic rhetoric, Men will stop injecting scenes with absurd homophobic rhetoric. A boy can dream.

    Speaking of Men, I see Forrest/Clark Cambell is in an upcoming Men scene. Was this filmed a while back, or did he follow in Calvin Chamber’s footsteps and tell ND to kick rocks?

  • Kanaka

    Yes. Stop it with the women. And stop it with the boring as fuck William Seed.

    • Dreadmau5

      Make him bottom first…. then kick him to the curb

  • Atticus

    I may be in the minority here, but it’s like my favorite sub-genre of gay porn, tbh.

    • McM.

      Can you explain why?

      I am genuinely curious.

      • Heauxme

        self loathing ?

  • BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

    • peter

      Someone should ask ColbyKnox if Goddrick or Haley ever walks in on them in the middle of the act.

  • Link Nla

    Sooo not interested in scenes that have women in them. It’s a huge, HUGE, turnoff.

    • Ninja0980

      Yup.
      Any woman in the scene is a killer for me.

  • Kamikapse

    It’s weird… Gay porn was fine without women as extras forever and recently all of a sudden 70 % of the scenes are using this tired trope…
    I could do without any women “right in front of my salad”, when watching gay porn

  • WorkBitch
  • JohnnyVooDoo

    I just see it as a progressing to a dilution of gay porn. I see femdom/bi porn erasing and or bulding over gay porn.

    I think i should point out that Brazzers did this exact scenario over a year ago. Except the guy they used wasn’t as preety. He was more hairy and masculine with a huge, throbing boner. Very soild performer. And the girls came off super slutty and excited about it all. Was obviously a straight porn so you know im not exaggerating.

    • c_find

      I disagree because those markets are just as small or ever smaller than gay porn and in general most Bi porn sucks That why I only watch straight of the few gay porn that is good.

  • McM.

    Yes. This should be the last post. While you’re at it, stop promoting MEN all together. Or until they begin putting out worthwhile scenes across the board.

    Instead, focus on and direct new subscribers to studios that actually give a fuck: Guys In Sweatpants, ChaosMen, Cockyboys, ColbyKnox, Helix (though I don’t watch it), and FalconGroup for a bigger studio. Get on TimTales’ and FuckerMates’ affiliate programs while you’re at it. All these sites produce quality content that should be placed above the mere quantity of MEN. Allow the cum – ahem, cream – to rise to the top among the mediocrity flooding the market. By strengthening quality studios it gives them the opportunity to create even better content, which in turn raises the standards for everyone else.

    • doodlebug

      That’s a nice sentiment, but this blog is a business and an individual’s livelihood. That would be like some vendor saying they won’t do business with Wal-mart because of their business practices. High principles unfortunately won’t pay the rent.

      • moondoggy

        That implies that this site accepts ads and content from any vendor regardless of what he thinks of them, and that’s clearly not the case. Livelihood doesn’t preclude grudges, so why should it preclude standards?

        And for the record, this should not be the last “wife caught me” update. We passed that exit ten updates ago.

      • McM.

        I understand, and it’s partially why I suggested other affiliates to supplant some of the MindGeek revenue and possibly add new material to the blog.

        While I don’t really expect Str8UpGayPorn to disassociate from MEN for their shitty scenes, it’s not out of place for the site to choose principles over profit. Lucas Entertainment is monetarily influential in the gay porn industry, many blogs and theatre pages make money from the brand, however @zacharysire:disqus won’t promote the content. There’s a fair amount of snark in posts here and strategic negativity to draw attention to certain sites, but you won’t find affiliate links on any of the Michael Lucas reports. I highly doubt it’s a long ploy, so I have to believe Zach thinks Michael Lucas is a horrible, horrible, horrible person. I mean, just horrible. And it’s important enough to him that others see it as well, in spite of Lucas’ influence. Neither will he promote Treasure Island Media – practically writing “fuck it, and fuck you with a rusty chainsaw” when his affiliate account was terminated for reporting on their illegal activities.

        MEN’s content is mediocre, and the company shouldn’t be rewarded for producing it at a high volume. Gay porn sites (and frankly fans) already reward mediocre performers, and part of the reason is quality sites/performers not getting proper (and ongoing) recognition for their talent.

    • Ulf Raynor

      My guilty pleasure would be Adam Bryant’s perfect casting as the creepy, gay sex obsessed office manager in those grabass videos.
      Then again, maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.

    • Hari Kalyan

      Okay!! Just saying… Tim Tales it out there making glorious gay porn — no women, no kiddie overtones, no gay4pay, no one size fits all model roster. Just good GAY sex.

  • SaintMike

    well this never happens at my salon

  • Kevin Jones

    Honestly,just don’t watch. There. Problem solved.

    • Dreadmau5

      Does anyone actually watch MEN scenes anymore?

  • peter

    I’d have voted ‘no’ if the leading “they’re always funny . . . I love watching them” had been replaced by ‘whatever gets you off’ or ‘different strokes for different folks’.

    I’d never watch them myself. I think they’re insulting to women. But as with Family Dick, some folks obviously like them.

  • Zealot

    I’d prefer we lose the posts from Family D***k

  • c_find

    Exactly 1000% right

  • Pinko of the Grange

    So Mindgeek, the owners of both sites, is so cheap they only have one screen writer?

  • MXD

    I’m honestly just elated that both models are uncut. Men relies on being shocking and upsetting. And they are using women in gay porn to do it.

  • Todd

    Zachary … lets be clear …wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters, cousins, maids, parole officers …..yes, lose the women

  • czer

    I will not waste my time viewing any gay porn with women in the cast.

  • GN

    Do we really wanna kill acting roles for Nicky V and other women like her who do their bit for gay porn?https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a80d53059889ff9d021226c66235874cac721e8e95b42564dd745910bf540d0f.gif

  • gaycuckhubby

    How about a cuckold scene instead of thos nonsense

  • pje821

    If a better studio was producing them, I might have said, “No.”

  • Hari Kalyan

    I think its something MEN has always done. Maybe you take notice more because of that meme? But they’ve always done series like this..they had like a whole 8 part “Stealth Fuckers” series like a year ago. Anyway seeing women in gay porn covered here doesn’t bother me nearly as much as 1) gay4pay stars who clearly cannot perform, and 2) those horrible F*mily D*ck scenes — can we toss those instead? ugh!

  • BLACKjHAMMER

    THIS SHIT IS STUPID !!!

  • Baradude

    That goddamn messy lemonade video! I’m getting triggered just thinking about it https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0adc70beba002db8e9c4cd42943a716fba576ce88fae17d80f522624a1423da3.gif

    • Lonnie Davis

      lmao

  • Baradude