Today In Gay Porn Stars Fucking Watermelons
I’m tired. I’m just so damn tired.
If you haven’t had enough from Men.com in 2020, they’re attempting to traumatize you one last time today (then again, you never know, there are still three days left in the year) with…well…whatever the hell this is.
That’s Canadian gay porn star Dereck Thibault fucking a vacuum cleaner, because he’s so horny, simply jerking off won’t do the trick.
But wait, there’s more.
And by “more,” I obviously mean a watermelon.
As most will recall, we’ve been down this road before…
Before Peter and Bastian at Freshmen in 2017, even Shawn at IslandStuds was down to fuck a melon, all the way back in 2016. Given our current era of social distancing, maybe sticking with fruits instead of people is the way to go? Shawn was ahead of his time, tbh.
Who wore it better?
Back to today…
Wait, another actual human being instead of a fruit or an electrical device?
Yes, that’s fellow Canadian Edward Terrant, stepping in to give Dereck an actual hole to fuck.
Look on the bright side: At least no one’s mom, girlfriend, grandmother, or wife walked in and had a nervous breakdown at the sight of gay sex.
Of course, no scene is complete without someone cumming on the food (why is Men.com so obsessed with food!?):
Why cum on someone’s face when there’s a watermelon nearby, right?
And of course, they proceed to eat the watermelon.
Please pray for gay porn in 2021. Trailer (watch full scene here):
