Guess The Fake Cum Pic

Posted August 26, 2014 by with 7 comments

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Hope you weren’t expecting too much of a challenge, because this is painfully and absurdly obvious.

On the left, screenshots that show Connor Maguire (and the mirror behind him) covered in Tommy Defendi’s real cum. On the right, “professional” (LOL) Men.com glamour shots that show Connor Maguire and the mirror after a couple pumps of Cetaphil. Fake cum is here to stay, whether you like it or not.

fake cum 2If you think Men.com’s stupidity stops here, think again. Evidently, Men.com has no problem wasting time and money squirting fake cum onto people’s faces, but when it comes to paying a make-up artist or even a mildly competent photo editor to take care of one little red blemish under Connor Maguire’s eye…sorry, that’s simply asking too much. #Priorities

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More from today’s new “fantasy” scene, which at least has good performances from Tommy and Connor, despite what Men did with the footage after the fact. And, it’s nice to see Connor Maguire bottoming more and more. This is his third time getting fucked this summer (both James Jamesson and Jake Bass fucked Connor in June).

FantasyPart211 FantasyPart213Clip (watch full scene here):


[Men.com: Tommy Defendi Fucks Connor Maguire]

 

  • The stuff on the mirror looks like Nivia for men sensitive gel moisturizer. lol

  • robirob

    Yeah yeah, porn is fake and MEN is faker than fake (and doesn’t care enough to aim for the illusion of authenticity). What else is new?

  • Mihcael Davies

    MEN’s blatant half-assing and fakeness makes me sick to my stomach, Why do we settle for mediocrity so often as gay porn consumers, SMH. A studio like MEN.com should NOT be considered a top gay porn company, they’re a shame and a travesty.

    • Colorful Kent

      Agreed. Everything about them is fake.

  • gigi

    Why does Tommy Defendi always look sad or depressed in every scene? I won’t find sex with him quite exciting

  • Bull

    They can’t afford Bambi. Assembly line porn cuts corners where ever it can.

  • DrunkEnough

    Men.com makes everything unsexy. They took Sean Cody’s Jarek, a man who could get me off with the raise of an eyebrow, and turned him into Jarec, a man who displays all the intensity of a man drying his dishes.