Year In Review: The Worst Michael Lucas Moments Of 2014

Posted December 5, 2014 by with 21 comments

Pacific Black DuckToday kicks off Str8UpGayPorn’s annual series of “Year In Review” posts, and what better way to start than with one of the very worst people of 2014, Michael Lucas!

Duckface was one of several people to make the “worst” list in 2013, but this year he’s getting an entire post dedicated to all his worst moments. There were so many! Which was your favorite worst Michael Lucas moment of 2014? Don’t forget to vote in the poll below!

Here, in chronological order, are The Worst Michael Lucas Moments Of 2014.

michael-lucas-seth-trestonFebruary 6th, 2014: Seth Santoro: “Michael Lucas Never Paid Me!”
Former exclusive Seth Santoro was able to escape Lucas Entertainment, but only after enduring working conditions that can only be described as horrific, including no pay and a chlamydia infection!

23March 21st, 2014: Michael Lucas Vs. Jake Cruise
Even more fallout from the Seth Santoro “exclusive contract” situation, as Michael Lucas allegedly threatened to sue rival producer Jake Cruise after Santoro (whom Lucas claimed was still under contract) went to work for the infamous geriatric temptress. The Santoro scene for Cruise was pulled from the web, but less than two months later, it was back on his site. Lucas tried the same tactics with Kink, where Santoro also shot, but the megasite balked at Lucas’s bullying and released Santoro’s scenes as they pleased.

BjWb2sSIgAAmKGh1.jpg_large1March 26th, 2014: Here’s What Michael Lucas Looks Like Without Photoshop
At the Hookie Awards last March, the Russian divorcé turned bareback gay porn star shot me a menacing, night terror-inducing glare before quickly slithering into a booth. In a word: Yikes.

May 29th, 2014: Is Michael Lucas Threatening To Sue Vice?
Remember that horrendous, fact-challenged Michael Lucas “profile” written by a Vice editor who allegedly wouldn’t stop hitting on models while on set? Not only did it read like an Onion-level parody with its absurd flattery of Duckface, it also attempted to tarnish the reputation and skill of a former Lucas Ent. director who had just quit the studio. I wonder who had a hand in manipulating all that?

6a00d83451f9a269e201a73df08dde970d-800wi1July 21st, 2014: Lucas Entertainment Members Revolt Over Sebastian Young’s Fake Fucking
If you thought fake cum was bad, how about fake fucking? Things went from bad to worse for Michael Lucas when his studio released content featuring fake anal sex between Sebastian Young and Christopher Daniels. Despite his thrusts and simulated penetration, Sebastian Young’s limp dick is actually not inside Christopher Daniels’ ass at various points throughout their scene, and it’s visible in a mirror as caught in the screencap above. Whatever customers the studio had left were not pleased!

qqqOctober 17th, 2014: Lucas Entertainment Self-Plagiarizes In Fake Manhunt Interview
If you thought fake cum and fake fucking was bad, how about fake interviews? Above on the left, it’s Michael Lucas telling Queerty earlier this year that “porn is a fantasy” and “no one fantasizes about condoms.” On the right, it’s (someone pretending to be) Lucas Entertainment model Dato Foland telling Manhunt Daily the same thing using the same words in the same order: “Porn is a fantasy” and “no one fantasizes about condoms.” What a coincidence! Duckface’s marketing person has a script from which he pulls answers for commonly asked questions, but didn’t anyone think to at least change some of the wording around for different interviews?

sean-cody-lucas-2November 10th, 2014: Michael Lucas Tries (And Fails) To Copy Sean Cody’s “Mountain Getaway”
Easily the most ratchet gay porn move of 2014, Michael Lucas failed miserably at even coming close to the greatness of Sean Cody’s “Mountain Getaway.” Duckface tried to put his guys in similar locales wearing similar clothes and having similar sex (bareback), but you can’t replicate skilled directing or quality production value. Where “Mountain Getaway” was authentic, tasteful (as tasteful as bareback gay porn with creampies can be), and hot, Michael Lucas’s “A Very Merry Bareback Christmas” is tacky, sloppy, and a desperate flop.

assassin-gay-porn-stars-michael-lucasDecember 4th, 2014: Michael Lucas Recruited A Bareback Porn Star Who Shot And Killed His Entire Family
You probably read about this yesterday, but in case it still isn’t clear: Michael Lucas has hired a bareback porn star who opened fire on his entire family, murdering his brother and father while wounding his mother and grandmother. At best, Lucas didn’t know about the murders, and this speaks to his awful judgment in hiring performers. At worst? Duckface did know about the murders and is so desperate for publicity, he hired a psychotic killer to have bareback sex with his other employees.

Technically, the year’s not over yet, so this list might need to be updated. Stay tuned!

  • Dutch Courage

    “Duckface did know about the murder” : How do you know that Lucas did know that Tomas Lopez was a murderer? We only know this because some Latin American readers of QueerMeNow alerted the owner of QMN about the killings. Michael Lucas could of course have known that said model was a murderer but how do you know that? Source?

    I’m not going to watch porn tonight because the image of Jake Cruise fucking ML has ruined my mood.

    • Ed Woody

      That was a conditional clause, silly. Zach isn’t claiming that ML definitely knew, only that it’s one of the options.

  • Ed Woody

    Zach, we don’t always agree. But I love everything about this post. I may have mentioned once or twice that I hate that monstrous c*nt-faced abomination more than anything else i can conceive of, and this is just a handful of the reasons why. How glorious to see others despising him as much as I do.

  • Alan Keddie

    Surely you missed one Zachary. Being called duck face.

    • JJ

      Michael Lucas is still better looking than you!

  • Dewitt2it

    I know I should embrace my “personal agenda” and vote for the fake interview, but the whole “hiring a murderer” thing is just TOO MUCH.

    Exposing Seth Santoro to chlamydia would be a close second, in the sort of way where it isn’t really close at all.

    MURDER. TOO MUCH.

    • zach

      If it’s any consolation, I actually voted for the fake interview.

      • sxg

        I voted for his physical appearance at the Hookie Awards!

      • No one fantasizes about voting for fake interviews.

  • nodoubtfan

    I mean when you see all the offenses lined up like this…why the fuck is anyone still paying for porn from Lucas Entertainment? Gay men can’t be that dickmatized, can they? (Yes. The answer is yes.)

    • Colorful Kent

      because it is the only major website that is bareback and gay. All the ones you guys worship are straight guys. Sean cody who can do no wrong here, uses fake dialog and fake acting by guys pretending to be into it.

      • daniel harcourt

        But the sex is real ..get the irony?

        • Colorful Kent

          no.

          • daniel harcourt

            Lets make it real simple. I will take “STRAIGHT”Guys breeding another “Straight” mans ass any day over two BORED AS FUCK Gay guys who fake penetration and cum shots! One is real sex the other is oh a waste of everyones time since nothing is happening right?

          • Colorful Kent

            I agree. Just with few exceptions most straights guys don’t have the passion and are boring as hell. They aren’t into it and it shows.

  • Zealot

    Well, it’s tough to pick from a list like that. Especially given that we are also given to consider: ML’s pledge that LE would never permit a pair of serio discordant models to work together in a bareback scene (let’s face it, when ML uses the term “serio discordant” I picture Manny Patinkin); or 2. Let’s not forget he wrecked his marriage this year also. Just so much for him to be proud of in 2014!

  • John

    I have to go with trying to sue Jake and Kink, after he ripped off a model he tries to keep him from working because of the contract he already reneged on…..thats some crazy shit

  • Drew Barrymore

    “Keep trying” could be Duckface’s motto.

  • JT

    Are any of his moments ever really good? I think they could all be classified under ‘worst’

  • Adrian Sanderson

    I chose his ” Failing miserably at attempting to copy Sean Cody ” because at the end of the day, beyond and after the DRAMA, it is his quality of his work that we judge. Sean Cody is a good studio, but sometime their choice of models is questionable. I honestly do not fancy 90% of their models. They are simply either too young, too fat (full in a jock style fashion. Which is in fact DAIRY FAT – full of female hormones and boobies) or just weird looking. There are, however, a few notable cute and attractive models, like little ‘Porter’ – he is so cute. Anyway, Lucas models are generally speaking hotter, as models and as MEN, although recently since the move to bareback some of his models looks trashy and smarmy (Adam Kilian anyone?). And there is also the question of production values which has seen better days. Lucas Entertainment seems to be on a free fall; And those scandals – including the latest one with Fernando Torres & his BF Tomas Lopez – do not help much.

  • Adrian Sanderson

    And regarding Tomas Lopez ” Employing a psychotic murderer” – come one guys, the chap was abused by his family for years, and at 17 he lost it after drug-induced attack. Everyone deserves a second chance, no? He has suffered enough, trust me, his life is not easy. and Oh, yeh, he is a bomb shell. Gorgeous. ‘nough said.