You Hate To See It: 7 Things That Can Completely Ruin A Gay Porn Scene

Posted September 23, 2019 by with 124 comments

hatetoseeYou’re all set to watch your favorite gay porn star (or stars) in a new gay porn scene, you push play on the video, and then, something happens that totally ruins the scene. Your boner is gone, your jerk off session abruptly comes to a screeching halt, and your day is basically ruined. Of the seven things below that you hate to see in a gay porn scene, which one is the absolute worst?

brucemd4

The girlfriend/wife catching her boyfriend/husband having gay sex.
It’s happened a billion times over the last few years. Two men (who are sometimes family members, which is a whole other thing some people might hate to see) are having gay sex, and in walks the flabbergasted girlfriend or wife (and/or mother), catching them in the act. You think the wife looks pissed off? Imagine how tired we are.

cumdrench

Fake cum.
Whether it’s fake cum in publicity photos or fake cum being shot out of a plastic baggie or tube, I’ve had enough. Cetaphil is for people suffering from dry skin, not straight guys unable to bust a nut.

bo-sinn-trent-king-bromo-6People being fucked through walls/doors.
Enough!

masked1

People without faces.
Seeing someone’s giant cock and nice body is great, but if I don’t know what their face looks like, that’s a deal breaker. Fox’s The Masked Singer is a guilty pleasure. Masked masturbators are not.

019Condoms.
With rigorous STD testing and PrEP, condoms are rarely used in gay porn today, so when they do show up, they stick out like a sore thumb. In fact, GayHoopla and GayRoom are the only two gay porn studios still using condoms in all their scenes.

fakesc

Fake fucking.
Here’s a tip for studios: Hire sex workers who know how to insert their penises into butts. Or, as a last resort, hire video editors who know how to edit videos featuring sex workers who don’t know how to insert their penises into butts.

portsgtScenes with Trump supporters.
Is there anything worse than getting ready to watch your favorite star in a new scene, and then finding out that the studio has paired him with someone who supports a monster who enacts policies that literally take away the rights and protections of your favorite star?

Of all the things that can ruin a scene, what do you hate to see the most?


  • jimboivyo

    You forgot #8) Michael Lucas.

    • Zachary Sire

      luckily, he’s rarely in scenes anymore

  • Edward

    I disagree about condoms. Some of Sean Cody’s and Corbin Fisher’s best scenes are with condoms.

  • This was a VERY tough one. VERY tough.

    After giving this some serious thought, I went with fake fucking. Fake fucking is just beyond awful and it completely kills the scene. Trump supporters and fake cum are terrible, but fake fucking is fucking B L E G H. Masked stars are bad too.

    The pissed off wife/girlfriend is dumb, but it doesn’t really bother me in the end. Condoms are meh. Being fucked through walls/doors is boring.

  • Willie Starr

    I gotta say, Trump supporter works for me in a different way. If they are getting hatefucked and abused it works for me. Watch the hot trump supporter get degraded. Yes.

    • FieldMedic

      I agree, the juxtaposition of a hot body with a horrible mind being hate-fucked is quite the turn-on.

  • Ant

    Uh oh, here come the Data Lounge neo-cons.. I mean Trump supporters… I mean conserva-phags who hate “liberals” yet enjoy the rights championed and made possible by liberals. 🤡👀 https://media1.giphy.com/media/xUOxfb9A12z2s4AE36/giphy.gif

    • Me2

      Didn’t you know they’re protected by the Cloak of Conservatism? At least they seem to think so…

  • We ain’t got none of this shit on our site! . . . . maybe a little bit of fake incest here and there 😉

    • Eclipse

      Go off but you’ve used fake cum and the title “Family Dick” is boner-killing enough.

      • trumn10

        True, not sure why they want to offend any of their potential audience with a site name like that.

        And fake anything, even once, is the end for that site with me.

        • “Potential” sounds vanilla, we know and love our audience 😉 lemme know when your favorite studio hops on the faux-cest train, and you kinda like it!
          To each their own 😘

          • trumn10

            Potential means those who could be interested in the guys in the scne, but haven’t subscribed yet. I would never like it, it’s just unnecessary. How about just paying for hot guys will give a good scene performance. It isn’t the 80’s porn doesn’t have storylines.

    • haha Brothers Should Do It was one of my fav early DVD’s even if we knew Jon and JW King were not brothers they looked like they were. Gay Incest who cares no deformed babies are coming out! ;-P

      • lol preach! It’s all a fantasy and we’re here to fill up the gaps…. and boys

    • Nase23

      u guys use fake cumshots all the time… stop LOL

      • Ma’am, this isn’t a Wendy’s please put your dick away.
        #thanksforwatching

    • Sean

      What a ringing NON-endorsement. Maybe your next site should be SNUFF DICK or NECROPHILIAC DICK. Of course your sites are just horribly produced crap

  • Tempest

    Homophobic premises and messy scenarios…wait.

  • FrenchBug

    Kind of, sort of appalled to see “condoms” listed here.
    PreP is great. But the notion that people protecting their health in whichever way they feel most comfortable “sticks up like a sore thumb” sends a really bad message.
    Use Prep if you want. Use condoms if you want. Be abstinent if you wish. Play bareback if you are comfortable with the risks. People should do what feels right for them and that is what is sexy.
    I can understand the argument it changes the sensation when you are having sex. But I cannot possibly understand why seeing it in a scene you are *watching* only could possible ruin the scene for you. If you are that hung up on bareback that you care whether OTHERS practice it, you need to have a long talk with yourself and your therapist.

    On the other hand, “lack of wood” is not in there when it is #1 problem of porn scenes IMHO and a VERY common one at that.

    • FrenchBug

      And dumb lighting blinding us from the background. But you knew I’d say that.

    • Tempest

      I still remember the talks when condoms were to blame for the “lack of wood”, now that almost everyone has dropped them, I still ain’t seeing a damn wood. Now the remedy is trimix, dick pills, drugs and cockrings, which we all know what may happen especially with the latter, there may not even be a wood to begin with. In all of that you think they actually look healthy? I ain’t here for this Samantha.

    • John

      I completely agree. Besides, if condoms were such a turn off, Gayhooplah would not be one of the top gay porn studios. Condom use is likely how they can keep consistently recruiting so many hot guys. Condoms are irrelevant to me. For me it’s more about the guys. If they’re hot and the sex is good, then I’m happy.

      • FrenchBug

        I can’t comprehend how anyone could watch a scene between guys they find attractive, the sex is hot, everything looks great but upon seeing a condom on the dick in the penetration shot… they get turned off?
        How does the mere sight of a condom turn off anyone? I don’t get it.

        • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

          I do. We have too much variety out there. We can get exactly what we want. Hot guys + bareback. We don’t need to settle for porn that isn’t exactly what we want when there’s so much out there to pick from.

          • WashSpinDry

            Then you have nothing to say other than you will watch something without condoms…it is a choice…not an absolute of which you are attempting to impose

          • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

            No, it’s just what I look for in porn. It’s especially a big deal when watching on big screen TV in 4k. Then the details on the dick are more obvious. Now, if a guy is watching a low quality video on porn hub for example, then yeah, condoms are not as big of a deal. They probably can’t even notice the difference.

          • WashSpinDry

            You are more committed in your analysis of porn than I could EVER be…but hey it’s your dick and spunk…make it rain

          • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

            I’m picky lol. I pretty much only watch Next Door studios currently because they are the only studio doing porn in 4k. Porn in 4k in a big screen TV is how porn should be watched. Its x1000 hotter than a low quality video on your comp or phone.

          • WashSpinDry

            Well…I don’t know about should be…at the end of the day it is porn…nothing really earth shattering about it…it has been the same since its inception

          • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

            Have you watched porn in 4k on a big screen TV? You see so much detail in their dicks, its almost like you’re seeing it in person. It’s the hottest. Its a game changer. Probably the only reason more porn is not in 4k is that most people that subscribe to porn studios are old and can’t figure out how to watch a downloaded 4k video on their big screen TV.

            My requirements:

            Must be in 4k
            Must be bareback
            Must be hot muscular men or twinks

          • WashSpinDry

            I am not a subscriber of porn…those days are long gone…it has been over 15 years…

          • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

            I’m only subscribed to NextDoor because they are the only bb source for 4k porn. The “free” content you find online isn’t 4k.

          • trumn10

            You don’t watch, or you simply steal?

          • WashSpinDry

            Steal…duh like 99% or more of the people here online…now before you get on your high horse please know I don’t care about this issue…

          • trumn10

            Stealing? I don’t either, but it costs so little to subscribe to a site now, there really is no reason for it.

          • Sean

            Sounds like you have a totally unhealthy relationship with porn. If you NEED all that, it says you spend WAY too much time and effort on it. Maybe you should think about spending that on something productive. You really just told the world you are pathetic

          • FrenchBug

            Exactly right. That’s exactly what I criticize bareback fanatics for. Articles like this one that described condoms as inherently a turn-off do not exactly come off as “to each his own”.
            Read the comment section of any scene that features condoms. The BB folks are ADAMANT that anything with condoms is worthless.
            You don’t hear me say the reverse.

        • grrr-_-argh

          i don’t understand it either, but condoms in porn used to completely and immediately turn me off. now that doesn’t happen until about half way through the scene.
          condoms are still a stigma in gay and bi porn: performers in predominantly straight porn almost always use condoms in bi scenes when they’re performing with gay porn performers because they’re convinced that gay porn performers have a higher likelihood of contracting and spreading hiv because of a lack of testing, which just isn’t true.
          superficially, condoms ruin the fantasy of porn for me and a lot of performers seem to have even more trouble staying hard with condoms.

      • Lady Ezrabette

        Can we add on to this in the irresponsibility the health and human safety department Department that prep does not protect against any other STD / STI. The these infectious diseases have been on the rise and it’s irresponsible to promote not using condoms.

        • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

          Then they shouldn’t suck dick either. They can get most stds (aside from HIV) from sucking dick. I know quite a few guys that have gotten stds just from sucking dick. If you want to be that safe, then they need to use condoms for oral and anal.

      • Edward

        GayHoopla is a top gay porn studio….?? https://media0.giphy.com/media/zsg9Adj13Dh2E/giphy.gif

    • Omnirosa

      Shaming performers for using condoms feels very much like the same thing as shaming people in general for using condoms. If condoms in porn are a turn off, I’m guessing condoms in real life are a turn off too which is ridiculous. We don’t have access to all that rigorous testing yet here we are convincing ourselves that condoms are bad and boring.

      This push towards bareback sex in all porn is something that’s going to hurt all of us. Gay men being turned off by STI prevention is just so absurd.

      • FrenchBug

        That is exactly why the aggressive agenda of the bareback-only people pisses me off.
        PreP is great but it only protects against HIV. Everyone does what they are comfortable with in their personal life but the vocal bullying of studios into switching to BB-only, at the risk of the health of performers, is not OK.

    • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

      Porn is fantasy. Who fantasizes about a wraped up dick? No one. Obviously bare is better. You get to see more details on the dick, veins popping etc.

      • FrenchBug

        You don’t see “details of the dick” during penetration. It is in the ass. Condoms are used during penetration.
        This makes no sense.

      • WashSpinDry

        some people like bare some people like condoms some people like bears some like muscles some like black some like Asian and the list goes on and on…however if a performer and/or studio decide on condoms then this is THEIR decision…I respect it and accept it and so should be rest of the viewers or move along

        • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

          I respect that, but I won’t watch it.

          • WashSpinDry

            Awesome…your choice your spunk

      • Sean

        “Obviously bare is better.”

        Umm. NO. You need to stop thinking you speak for everybvody. You dcnt get to say what is better just because YOU like it. The idea of seeing “veins popping” is not at all enticing.

      • Tempest

        Stop talking on behalf of everyone. You don’t get to dictate what I, or anyone else, may or may not like just because of your fragile ego. As someone who is a fan of latex I actually like condoms, but at the same time I don’t mind bare scenes, if I disliked them I wouldn’t stan for Vander that much.

        • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

          I’m not talking on everyones behalf. I’m saying how I feel. If others want condoms in porn, good for them. There’s gayhoopla for them. My ego isn’t fragile. I know what I like and what I don’t like.

        • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

          My ego isn’t fragile. I know what I like and what I don’t like. Its my personal preference. If someone wants condoms in porn, good for them. There’s gayhoopla for them. I haven’t watched a scene with condoms in years.

    • e jerry powell

      But I cannot possibly understand why seeing it in a scene you are *watching* only could possible ruin the scene for you.

      I don’t disagree with you in the least, but the gay trend followed the straight one. Straight men don’t want to have to think about things like HIV, so seeing dudes taking precautions against it has been protested as a boner killer since at least the 1990s. Straight guys weren’t paying to see it, so straight studios stopped doing it.

      I think that on the gay side of things, the studios that still use condoms at all are choosing to err on the side of caution, and there’s nothing wrong with that, because there seems to be performers out there who are willing to do whatever’s asked of them either way — even Rocco Steele, for as long as that lasted.

      TL;DR: no, watching condom scenes shouldn’t bother people one way or the other, but go figure.

    • CamCam

      Thank you for saying this. I will NEVER EVER understand how protecting your health can be seen as something “gross”. If anything, this raw phenomena can be views as gross because it shows how reckless so many men are being with their health. PReP will only protect your from HIV but not any other STD & I’m sure I’ve seen some people catch an STD in front of my eyes with these films. I just wish that condoms wasn’t seen as something to shun and look down upon. While I accept that Raw is in right now, protection will ALWAYS be sexy in my book.

      • Broccoli Beefed

        Because condoms remind bareback advocates just how dangerous bare anal fucking is. And they are arrogant and perhaps duplicitous and don’t want to be reminded of it. The promotion of bareback porn bothers me too. I’d rather fuck a clean whore than a nasty disease tainted one. We have all seen what those Treasure Island Media performers look like.

        • CamCam

          Those men on Treasure Island look like walking STD’s and the sex in their films is terrible to match. Seeing condoms remind people that they need to be responsible and so many don’t want that reminder. That’s ok cause when they get hit with Herpes, Syphilis, HIV or any other disease, then it will all come together.

          • Broccoli Beefed

            But why do they not want that reminder? I don’t understand. They just want to be left alone and be allowed to wallow in filth and spread disease or what? Remember, a young person seeing bareback porn is going to think that kind of sex is without risk. They may not know the bottom” douched with a firehose” beforehand, etc.

    • Chip Winter

      I am of 2-minds on condom use in porn.
      On the one hand, it is “West-Hollywood” – and like “real” Hollywood, this is fantasy, and it’s designed simply to be entertaining. (PET PEEVE: Porn is NOT instructional! Studies in the 1990s found NO MEASURABLE CORRELATION between watching condomless porn with using condoms in-real-life.) While I don’t think of it as a “boner-killer”, I do personally prefer bare sex (hell, I prefer creampies and in-ass cumshots! in my porn). Prior to PrEP, I was MORE on the side of wearing condoms — not unlike requiring batters to wear a helmet in baseball: its for their own protection. Now, with PrEP proven to be exceptionally effective, I do think they are unnecessary for the prevention of HIV. (Other STDs can be tested for on-set and don’t have the 30-day “incubation period” HIV has…)
      But on the other hand, the performers in porn are REAL PEOPLE, and its their own body being used for our pleasure. I believe PERFORMERS should have the option to use condoms if they want, regardless of their reasons. People are allowed to be uninformed, to be mis-informed, to be paranoid, and even to be overly protective (my opinion, clearly not theirs) of their own health.

      That said, studios also have the right to ask performers to NOT use condoms — there is no RIGHT to be in porn (otherwise there would be a LOT of fat old men in porn!), it’s a JOB – and an ACTING JOB at that! You are CAST to play a role!

      WRT the rest of the list, “plot” porn seems to have an over-large representation on the list. I get it, most plots are poorly done, but when there is no effort to properly “cast” the non-sexual actors, it’s a bust. Rather than bust on the plot genre as a whole, I hate it when they’re poorly cast (really, I’m 18 and my “dad” is maybe 30?). Also not worth multiple categories: hidden actors (whether behind a mask, a wall, a curtain, or whatever) can be a turn-off for some, but isn’t it really part of “plot porn”?

      Still, there is a whole genre of porn that needs work: IG (Inter-Gen) porn is too often poorly cast. “Dad” can’t be less than 40 years old and have a “son” who’s of legal age. That hot 30 y/o can be cast as an older brother or uncle, but not “Dad”… The point of the “fantasy” of IG porn is the age difference… so let there be an age difference!
      My final point is my TOTAL AGREEMENT that soft cocks are a turn-off. The point of porn is fantasy, but it is the responsibility of the filmmaker to convince us that this is real. Soft cocks, poorly done fake cum, and bad casting all work to DEFEAT that effort. (There are exceptions – I do NOT expect the S&M “bottom” boy to be hard while his ass is being whipped being one such example.)

    • Troy MacGyver SP

      I hated to see condoms on the list, too. It’s as if we are collectively saying “the only porn that gets us off is the one you risk your life .”

    • Lyfe

      Same. I know it’s porn vs. having sex in reality but I think having this view the condoms=bad sex or turn offs contributes to the lack of safety practices IRL. We already have an STI problem (Gono antibiotic resistant anyone?) And I can’t trust ppl to make healthy decisions cuz porn studios/pornstars seem to be the leading examples.

    • CosMcG

      Agreed when did condom bashing become a mainstream thing, remember how everyone pitched a bitch fit when pervo Mike Dozer and Brad Kalvo did it in their video? PrEP isn’t a magic forcefield it’s just a drug.

  • Richie

    Deacon is such a great actor hahah How can someone fake fuck Deacon??!

  • Scrapple

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/Su0Mz9cSW241c1zj0F/giphy.gif

    Condoms don’t bother me at all. I still say fake fucking and fake cumshots seemed less frequent back when condoms were all the rage. Everything else on that list (to which I would add “models with racist symbols” and “ethnic fetishism”) is insulting to the viewer’s intelligence. I’d say the most offensive is trope of the disgraced/disgusted female. It perpetuates the idea that gay sex is dirty, filthy, secretive, predatory and destructive. It also continues the narrative of gay men and straight women being natural born enemies.

    • nodoubtfan

      I was hoping “racist iconography” would have made the list. Tattoos, flags, etc.

    • FrenchBug

      I’d add the “reluctant” male trope and the “baited male” trope in the same category. It perpetuates the same awful messages you mention and it is even more widespread.

      • Scrapple

        Wasn’t that covered with the pic of Bo Sinn? lol

        • Me2

          It was implied, but not stated. lol Frankly, I think Bo should have been a category unto himself; no matter what, that’s a huge turn off.

  • darkside_song

    I suggest a top with smaller dick than a bottom.

  • John

    Don’t forget dirty feet. I hate it when I guy is getting fucked with his feet in the air and his soles are filthy. Just wear flip flops while walking around between takes, or wash your feet off before the shooting begins. Not too difficult. A model with dirty feet when the rest of the guy is lean and handsome and hot sticks out like a sore thumb.

  • Mr.Varric

    Shocked Wife or Girlfriend

    Fake Cum
    Straight Baiting
    Stupid Plots
    Constantly using the same porn stars (Diego sans, Bo Sins, Dante Colle, Pierce Paris)
    Companies that fetishize POC

  • lobtaylor

    I cant stand masks or covered faces in porn. I never bother watching. I also cant clips with just dick going into ass! I mean I love watching good looking guys fuck. I want to see their expressions, their bodies.their dicks. Dumbest thing in porn is just dick going into ass I mean wtf!

    • Ty Huber

      Preach. I find myself shouting at the camera operator “PULL BACK!” Likewise cutting from a good medium-wide shot of guys fucking to a LONG closeup of one of their faces, or a hand clutching the sheets, etc. I get that they have to cut now and then, but there’s no need to pad the footage that with shots that don’t advance the sexual fever.

  • Jason

    Bo Sinn is my biggest turnoff. Every scene he’s in gets a ton of dislikes but they keep using him. I assume he works cheap or pays them.
    After that, it’s use of n-word and Nazi tattoos.
    And then, it’s infantalizing performers.

  • txhorn

    I’m somewhat neutral on the Trump supporters as porn is an escape and I’m not really think about that when watching. Now if it were someone I was going to date and have any sort of relationship with, I’m with you. No way, no how.

    I’d remove
    Condoms. Not really a boner killer. If you are over 25 and under 65, you already are from an age when condomless porn was a veritable taboo. I’m used to the condoms, so it is a minor distraction at most and ignored most of the time.

    and add

    “Reality” porn. The “reality” type scenes where the set was decorated by emptying the nearest dumpster into a living room and the action looks like it was recorded on a camera that has an active vibrator taped to it being held by a Parkinson’s patient who is jumping up on a trampoline on a cruise ship swaying in high seas. These studios often have some pretty hot guys, but the surroundings and the Blair Witch camera work makes me want to vomit…quite literally.

    Overly tattooed white supremacists. If you’ve got confederate flags, nazi symbols like the ss lightning bolts, 14, 88, iron crosses, celtic crosses, etc all over you, there is no way to get “into the mood” for such porn. I can stand watching Jake Porter getting plowed because he’s a handsome, attractive twunk, but he doesn’t have MAGA or Donald fucking Trump tattooed on his pec. Bo Sinn, Cameron Diggs (not that we have to worry about him now), etc have no place in gay porn. As for tattoos in general, less is more. A few well designed and executed tats are far hotter than being completely covered in them with few exceptions (e.g. Logan McCree).

    Skanky, unkempt hirsute messes. This has become an increasing issue. I don’t need everyone and every body part to be clean shaven to the hair level of a 14 year old boy as used to be the case in most gay porn, but the overshaven pendulum has swung too far in the other direction. Thank goodness we don’t have smell-o-vision because some guys in porn today look like they haven’t bathed or groomed in weeks and have the oily, smelly looking hair and hair length to prove it.

    And to second a few others have mentioned…I agree about Dirty Feet. A slightly dampened washcloth and sandals on set shouldn’t be too much to ask for. And heavily back lit, excessively color lit and flashing lights lit scenes are a distraction.

    And Amen to whoever mentioned Michael “Duckface” Lucas.

    • I have a friend who was a cameraman for Randy Blue and he told me on one shoot they had to stop filming to air out the studio bc the straight guy they were filming hadn’t bathed in days and the smell was almost making people vomit. https://media3.giphy.com/media/S8uzfu5NFflio/giphy.gif

      • Well Bromo considering WHO films it and that Montreal crowd they likely have NO sense of smell thru those Swiss cheese nostrils

      • Neil

        That sounds so hot.

    • Louis Leonardo

      Wait, Bo Sinn has white supremacist tattoos?!

    • ” scenes where the set was decorated by emptying the nearest dumpster
      into a living room and the action looks like it was recorded on a camera
      that has an active vibrator taped to it being held by a Parkinson’s
      patient who is jumping up on a trampoline on a cruise ship swaying in
      high seas. These studios often have some pretty hot guys, but the
      surroundings and the Blair Witch camera work makes me want to
      vomit…quite literally.”

      I am stealing this best description of this CRAP style of porn I have read!

      I so agree after 8 years of FratX/Sketchy I still refuse to watch that inept horror show!

  • James Johnson III

    I can’t believe that “condoms” are on the list but “bored/disinterested tops or bottoms” is not. Seeing that makes me turn off a scene while seeing condoms doesn’t even register

  • John

    I know lots of folks like j o porn. Bores me to tears !!!!! Unforunately I am subjected to it in the vast majority of porn offerings because they imply that their partner is not hot enough to get the top off from their coupling, but they must pull out of oral and bb scenes and fantasize and beat off just like they were home alone and not with a hot partner. Of course with oral, 90% of the cocksuckers are completely inept so jacking off is the only way to cum in most instances. Thank goodness more studios are embracing breeding and not going out of business, which current wisdom would anticipate as you MUST show cum shots, even if you have to interrupt coupling to do so.

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  • Sam Dixon

    I do not get the whole “this gay porn scene sucks because the guys used a condom” meme. Remember when gay bars had bowls of condoms by the door for everyone to take? When one was not getting any ass unless one “wrapped up”. When at a memorial coming up with a list of 25 names or more was not that difficult. Even in the porn world coming up with a list of 25 names or more is still not that difficult.

    Porn producers want to say their videos are edgy, “raw,” thrilling, etc. – because they want to sell “new stuff” – but it is just gay sex. I want the guys to be sexy, handsome, appealing – that’s what inspires me to shell out some cash. Remember, it’s the guys in the videos!

    The sight of a condom is not a “deal-breaker”. I do not get why simply “seeing” a condom “ruins” a scene for some people. Did the guys in the video suddenly not become hot guys?

    Most models undergo a variety of tests, and the studios post notices about the testing done. The idea that particular actors protect their health with among other measures – a condom – and that they or the studio they work for should be disparaged for that is evil. As many a porn actor has learned – when a porn actor’s health is damaged the porn studio is no where to be found. We all have to do what is necessary to protect our health.

    Unless the porn actor is spouting off their political views during a porn video, or taking out a full page article on the subject – I really do not care what their political views are. Except if they are racist – have racist tattoos and other markings, says or does racist things within the video, etc.

    I’m not fond of guys that have gone “over-board” on the tattoos – like Bo Sinn. I just feel one would need a full hazmat suit while fucking that guy. I don’t watch his videos – I can not get past just the still pictures.

    Masked stars, bored tops, faked fucking, bottom guys screaming their heads off for no good reason, silly plots with women and/or transwomen – are lower on my list of ‘Things That Can Completely Ruin A Gay Porn Scene.” They still ruin the scene by the way.

  • grrr-_-argh

    wow–i’m genuinely surprised that trump supporters rightfully took the top spot–go us!

  • Jack T

    I’m not a huge fan of watching dead models. Especially models who took their own lives. That we live in a society which chooses to ignore statistics showing the LGBTQ community is more vulnerable to this issue isn’t helpful. I don’t like watching models using drugs or being subjected to violent behavior.

  • SaintMike

    interesting the total 180 on the condom issue
    https://media3.giphy.com/media/lrbbaGfddy5alnFNW3/giphy.gif

  • JT

    Oh please you hags! Who cares if they support Trump or not! I don’t follow or care about any of these guys’ politics. Are they hot and can they fuck, that’s all that matters! Fake cum and fake fucking are by far the worst! And follow that with condoms. I get that some performers feel the need for them but it is a fantasy after all, and every porn should be raw in my opinion, otherwise find another line of work. And gayhoopla stays relevant in spite of the condoms because the guys are so impossibly hot and the chemistry is always so good. If their scenes were raw they’d be the leading porn studio hands down.

    • Sean

      Then why would you care if they have fake cum or fake fucking. I mean it is FANTASY. If they ACT like they are fucking it shouldnt matter anymore than they are FAKE gay friendly like the Trump supporters

  • Nase23

    Surprised dirty feet isn’t on this list. Nothing kills my boner that someone putting their legs in the air and the bottom of their feet looks like they’re been running through mud barefoot.

  • Ed Woody

    Thank you to my colleagues for your eloquent defence of condoms in porn. Because if I had had to say it myself, it would have been in words that likely would have got me banned from this site.

    • Lady Ezrabette

      HIV is only one of several infections one could contract. So any promotion of removal of condoms is one promotion to mant.

  • CamCam

    i agree with 6 of the 7 reasons listed in here. The main one that kills my boner is the one thing I talk about here regularly. I hate that the majority of gay porn scenes, professional or amateur, don’t have oral reciprocation with mutual dick sucking the majority of the time. It kills my boner to see a bottom with a nice size/big dick get his dick continually ignored even and the fact that it seems to be encouraged by there being more and more tops coming out who won’t do it/bottoms who don’t/won’t get their dick sucked is what makes me complain over this daily. Hell seeing a guy who’s verse and he tops but doesn’t suck the dick of a guy who gets his dick sucked in other films and vice versa is frustrating as fuck to watch too. There is all this love for ass in these films but the lack of the same love for dick on BOTH GUYS not just tops, makes gay porn hard to watch for me. If porn is a fantasy, i want to see my fantasy fulfilled a whole lot more than it is today, especially if I’m PAYING for this shit. It’s only right.

    • Sean

      You need to get out more. I rarely see lack of reciprication. I think maybe you need to expand the sites you go to, because that is NOT a real issue

      • CamCam

        I go to PLENTY of sites and if I didn’t see this, I wouldn’t have posted it. If it’s an issue for me, THEN ITS A REAL ISSUE! For you to make that condescending remark is why I said what I said cause as long as people don’t view it as a problem, the bullshit will continue.

  • pilot101

    who hates condoms? it’s just… a condom. Maybe there would have more models working in studios if they let them choose if they want to use it. I remember models from SC like Ethan who left because of that. Not everyone are ok with bareback scenes.

  • a b

    Really fucking bizarre the inclusion of condoms to this list

  • Druidiclore

    You know, the comeback for the idea of “Trump supporters as porn actors” is always “I don’t care about their politics”. This comeback is masterfully missing the point. Any person has the right, in their livelihood, to express any opinion they want, so long as it doesn’t cross as very distinct line- that’s freedom of speech. However, in most countries that have that right, “freedom of speech” does not translate into “freedom of consequence from speech”, meaning if you say something, people don’t like it, and it affects your livelihood, sucks to be you.

    Gay porn involves…shock…gay men, which is a population, in the US, that recognizes a lot of conservative rhetoric and (specifically) Trump meanderings as counter to their opinions and endangering their livelihoods. That’s an immutable fact – a lot of gay men believe that. So, if you are a performer who is either (a) gay or (b) targeting that market with your work, expressing loudly your support of these ideologies seems to be…..counterproductive at best and alienating at worst.

    This isn’t rocket science, and any imbecile knows that film and media trends liberal. This is the reason why many self-professed conservatives tend to either not have jobs or have long periods where they aren’t employed (or just do a lot of infomercials). It’s been pretty much agreed upon many conservative leaning professionals shut their mouths for their own self interest.

    The two pictured above, well, don’t. And what’s worse is they are abysmally stupid about it. Jake Porter styled himself after that idiot Milo Y, and even “borrowed” his catchphrase, until Milo pretty much lost everything, and suddenly switched to an almost bipolar “let”s everyone love” on Mondays and “I’ll be super edgy” on Thursdays.

    Sergeant Miles? All over the place. His posts are…..filled with warning signs. His posts are half the time unstable.

    (Which isn’t to say Porter’s aren’t. He’s going on this thing of “I don’t care about the haters” but spends an inordinate amount of time, nearly every week, TALKING about the haters. He refuses to admit his opinions and how he ignorantly throws it around affects his livelihood, and from some of the posts he’s made on Twitter, it is CLEAR he is suffering at times)

    People care about their politics because these people blatantly make their politics a thing, and then get mad and scream “free speech” when it affects their wallets. Because, it is. Sergeant Miles’ studio usage has shrunk ridiculously, and Porter who was all about Andrew Christian and Men/Mindgeek is now with NDS (I’m sorry but that move was fishy as hell). Both are no doubt frustrated because they are running out of places to escape to, havens for their outspoken-ness.

    Because, as I’ve seen in porn, part of it isn’t about politics but just how you present yourself. There are several left-leaning outspoken porn actors who have been similarly ostracized mainly because they, like Porter and Miles, come off as a bit….unhinged.

    So to Jake Porter, keep digging – please. Because that’s your own symbolic grave you’re digging for your career and overall stability, and next to no one will be crying over it..

  • kireb

    what about over-acting or acrobatic shit? i would like to find 1 person who can fap to Lance Bennett (who is really hot btw) getting fucked.
    Billy Brandt’s first bottoming scene was cut for the very same reason.

  • Chicago joe

    Schock gangbang…..could that be crowdfunded, or would you just need a camera handy any Saturday in WeHo?

  • Burkeman

    Yes, I prefer no condoms, but it should be the performer’s choice, not mine. What I do hate:
    -Studios that force their gay and bi/pan actors back into the closet as ‘real straight guys’.
    -Scenes where the performers are just too loud when in supposed pleasure. (It makes it more inauthentic).
    -Studios that fetishize race. (Just hire beautiful people).
    -Any plots of any kind.
    -Any simulated (and, it goes without saying, real) sex crimes in scenes (such as pretend rape, pretend underage, and so on. No!).

  • KP

    Condom features are like old time silent movies. Mostly pantomime and relics.

  • Ty Huber

    Uncomfortable, bizarre locations. Bad lighting and camerawork. Long setups (interviews, skits).

  • Erudite

    Models with man buns apparently haven’t gotten the memo that those are now out of style. But a duo with Armond Rizzo and Diego Sans would be kind of funny like Dr. Evil and mini-me having sex together.

  • Austin

    As someone with a foot fetish, the biggest turn off is socks!

  • magenta5

    Condoms can be sexy. Who among us hadn’t while still a virgin tried on a condom just to see what it feels like and then jerked off into it? Let’s go back to eroticizing condom use, not making them a de-facto criminal boner killer.

    I also wonder why we don’t see female condoms in gay porn. They’re incredibly effective and a delight to use from both ends.

  • Kenny Johnson

    But unintelligent guys from the South are all over porn, and they very likely grew up in conservative households. They don’t support Trump because they agree with his policies; they’re just too dumb to know better. Sergeant Miles is a moron, not a bad person. He doesn’t wish other people to suffer; he’s just very very dumb. Have some heart! 😛

  • Lady Ezrabette

    Wow? Really pushing for the end of condoms that is so fucking are irresponsible. Prep testing are not enough! They even say PRep is to be used with condoms.

  • EhWhatever

    Condoms? But not soft dicks? Or racists? Hmm…

    • Zachary Sire

      Obviously Trump supporters would include the racists. Goes without saying they shouldn’t be in gay porn, or anywhere else.

  • Tellersma

    Gross that you would put condoms on this list. Dick move.

  • Camionero X
  • Chad Stace

    Horrible music. Just stop, it’s been almost 50 years with both straight,gay etc. around the world and nobody likes it. Stop it, get some help.

  • Marcus Collack

    Seriously, “Condoms Completely Ruin A Gay Porn Scene?” Missed me with that one.

  • You left out limp dick blow jobs.

  • Hush-ins

    This is more of a pet peeve, but dicks that do not get hard while topping and bottoming turns me off because it is an implication the performers do not enjoy themselves.

  • DarthKitsune

    Knowing a gay porn actor supports Trump/anyone who is anti-LGBT is a turn off, I don’t care who they’re paired with, I wont watch them. I’d rather they just not say anything about it to begin with.