Year In Review: The 10 Stupidest Things People Tweeted In 2021
In today’s Year In Review recap, it’s time to take a stroll down dipshit lane and revisit some of the stupidest things people tweeted in 2021. And what better way to start than with the most recent instance of idiocy, courtesy of gay porn star Marco Paris, who told followers he was a “POC” after being called out for using the n-word in another tweet.
In fairness to Marco Paris, some people might believe that he was technically telling the truth when he said he was a person of color, if you consider white a color.
After being sued for defamation for accusing JustForFans owner Dominic Ford of rape, twink performer Justin Stone tried to walk back his claim by saying he was lying. Whatever you believe about Stone’s rape allegation, his malicious attempt to shift blame onto Tannor Reed (who himself has credibly accused Dominic Ford of rape) and Mickey Taylor was as sleazy and pathetic as it was blatantly false, as Reed and Taylor both posted messages between them and Stone proving conclusively that they never pressured him to say or do anything.
While Collin Simpson is nowhere near as problematic as most of the others on this list, this tweet is still so stupid. Instead of complaining about not giving people “second chances,” why not shut off your DMs so random strangers can’t contact you? Better yet, why not just delete your account, since you can’t stand dealing with horny gay men (even though you work in gay porn)?
OK, this quote from Austin Young is not a tweet, but it’s my list, so I can bend the rules for something this horrific. If you missed Austin Young in the UK documentary, in which he bragged about “selling the underage experience,” it’s still online here.
Move over Marco Paris. Twink Levi Rhodes was actually the first white gay porn star in 2021 to try and defend his use of the n-word by claiming to be black. Or, as he so brilliantly put it, “browner than most.”
There used to be entire year-end recaps dedicated to perverse ghoul Michael Lucas, but now that the model-abusing sociopath has moved most of his productions to cheap hotel rooms in third world countries, his foul behavior is able to fly under the radar more easily, unfortunately. That said, when Lucas wasn’t defending white supremacists, injecting models with drugs, posting illegal revenge porn, or refusing to pay models in 2021, the disgraced bigot found kinship with another racist freak, “Sergeant” Miles, and Lucas tweeted the above letter in his defense. Thankfully, Lucas’ deranged plea fell on entirely deaf ears, and MAGA Miles—who blames child victims of school shootings for “cowering in closets”—is still blacklisted by the entire porn industry.
This meth meltdown was probably and hopefully a bad joke (Damien Ellis’ account was deleted shortly after the tweets, and no one has heard from him since), but it was still so stupid and so sad to see.
—“I Was Told I Was Going To Work For Brazzers If I Did Gay Porn First”—Bentley Layne
Aspiring straight porn star Bentley Layne laments having to work in gay porn, and he is quite tired of all you gays trying to stick your gay dicks up his straight ass.
Another one of the stupidest things (said by one of the stupidest people) from 2021 that was not said on Twitter, but was instead published by a mainstream paper covering the Scottish election back in May. Former gay porn star and Men’s Rights activist (I’m not making that up) Logan McCree ran for a seat in Parliament as a candidate from the far right “Scottish Family Party,” which describes itself as “pro-marriage, pro-family, and pro-life,” and just ahead of the election, McCree told the DailyMail, “I had a negative view of the pornographic industry even before I joined it, but I needed the money. I have seen the harm porn addiction can do. […] Porn is not a men’s problem. Both boys and girls consume pornography and both suffer under its impact.” He added, “When I was younger, I was not clear what path I would take. I was pushed into identifying myself as something at the age of 32 that I was not. The Scottish Family Party best represent my views on life and society.” The good news? McCree lost the election, and his psychotic Family Party failed to win a single seat.
—“I Need More Credit For What I Do. I Stay Hard Doing Scenes And I’m Not Even Gay.”—David Skylar
It’s been several weeks since this tweet. Have you found it in your heart to give this heterosexual man the credit he deserves? After all, no one else can do what David Skylar does! Except for Bentley Layne. And Logan McCree. And Collin Simpson.
