Year In Review: The Very Worst Michael Lucas Moments Of 2015
Today’s Year In Review post covers the gay porn industry’s most hated, most embarrassing, and most disastrous figure, Michael Lucas. Lucas—who is commonly referred to by the nickname “Duckface” due to the appearance of his face after a seemingly endless array of chemical and surgical enhancements—got his own Year In Review post in 2014 to recap all of his failures and wrongdoings, but this year’s installment is perhaps even darker and more depressing, given what a truly awful 2015 it’s been for the notoriously bigoted and increasingly desperate Russian bareback porn producer.
Here are The Worst Michael Lucas Moments Of 2015:
Michael Lucas Is Such A Dick
Remember when former Manhunt Daily blogger Dewitt called Michael Lucas a dick during his acceptance speech at the Cybersocket Awards? (I do; that’s me hollering at :32.)
Michael Lucas Is A Piece Of Shit Liar
Even an insane broken clock is right twice a day, and nutjob Killian James hit the nail on the head when he posted the above tweet about Duckface, who started the war of words when he told SFGN that James “was not up to [Lucas Entertainment] standards.”
I Can’t Stand To Be Around Bitch Michael Lucas
Another day, another performer with something negative to say about Michael Lucas. At least Sean Duran ended up with some good pics.
Michael Lucas Is Disrespectful And Takes Advantage Of Performers
Performer Theo Ford was one of several performers to speak out against alleged abuses at the hands of Duckface.
Michael Lucas Is Pathetic
It wasn’t just performers who had had enough of Michael Lucas in 2015. Even former friend and employee Marc MacNamara went public with his disgust for Duckface.
Michael Lucas Makes Me Sad
Dato Foland mysteriously retired from gay porn just a few months after signing as a Lucas Entertainment exclusive, and his recent tweets might help to explain his sudden departure. If just seeing photos of Michael Lucas makes him sad, you can only imagine what it was like to have to actually have sex with him.
Michael Lucas Is A Cheap Douche Bag Who Sexually Harassed Me
Of all the abuse and harassment accusations made against Michael Lucas, Sebastian Young’s were the most damning of 2015. Young is facing very serious charges of his own, but his very specific allegations against Duckface can’t and shouldn’t be ignored. In April, Young told Str8UpGayPorn about his experience working with Michael Lucas:
The first night of my arrival, Michael had me stay at this dirt bag house where he was staying, too. I tried to do my own thing that night and keep to myself, and he knew I was not into him at all, but he was really pushing himself on me. Michael tried to fuck me. I wasn’t having it, but he kept trying over and over, and so finally I just let him jack off. I felt like a victim of harassment. He actually wanted me to tuck my cock between my legs and repeatedly yell the words, “Fuck my pussy!” Gay or not, that was weird. It ended with him cumming all over himself. And then after, he kept sneaking back into my room acting like he forgot something. He is a real creep. Being in the industry for almost 11 years, I have encountered a lot of different souls. Never in my life have I encountered a creature like Michael Lucas. He is a a narcissist who has sold his soul to the Devil. And the reason I am writing this is to save as many people as possible from this monster.
Please Say You Like Me, You Really, Really Like Me?
With everyone in the gay porn industry turned against him, what is Michael Lucas left to do? Beg for people to say nice things about him, apparently. Back in May, Str8UpGayPorn obtained the email (above) that a desperate Michael Lucas sent to gay porn performers, but it was quite clearly too little, too late. Remember, Duckface: If you have to ask people to say nice things about you, you’re doing it wrong.
Michael Lucas Is A Bigot
After alienating himself from the entire gay porn industry, Lucas spewed his unabashed xenophobia and fascism at billions of people around the world. Following the Paris terror attacks, he labeled Muslims as terrorists with the above tweet—a tweet he subsequently deleted and gave a non-apology apology for (meaning he’s not just a bigot, but a cowardly bigot, too).
Before that, Michael Lucas labeled Syrian refugees as “barbarians,” even as dead Syrian children were washing up dead on a Turkish beach:
Millions of hatful [sic] Muslim men are taking over Europe. Why to let this [sic] barbarians in? They hate each other, they treat each other like shit, how are they going to treat people that do not share their sick views? They love fighting each other, they should of [sic] stay and fight ISIS. Instead they are coming to the West to live on our hard earned money, to fuck, to breed and produce more haters.
Maybe the only thing worse than being a bigot is being a bigoted hypocrite, as the worthless and imbecilic Duckface pretended to care about free speech in yet another fascist social media rant:
In an interview with the German weekly Stern, Laurent ‘Riss’ Sourisseau, the editor-in-chief of Charlie Hebdo, announced that he would no longer draw cartoons of any historical figure called Mohammed. The world of Islam is successfully taking away our right for free speech. I would rather see Muslims sent back to the countries of their origin that they are so loyal to then [sic] see us surrendering to them.
Michael Lucas has been trying to silence me ever since I spoke out against his deplorable antics at the 2009 GayVN Awards, so you have to laugh whenever he tries to make a point about “free speech.” But no matter how hard he tries, I’ll never stop criticizing his obscene behavior, his hate speech, and his mistreatment of employees.
Duckface has made multiple pathetic attempts to have this website shut down throughout the past two years, via tired calls for boycotts, useless “open letters,” and even threatening to sue me for posting a screencap of Jed Athens’ asshole from one of Lucas Entertainment’s awful “movies.” Yes, in 2014, Michael Lucas threatened to sue Str8UpGayPorn for posting this image of Jed Athens’ asshole:
Fair use law allows me to post this image as many times as I want, so Michael Lucas was never able to proceed with his lawsuit. And speaking of lawsuits, that brings us to the final “worst” moment of 2015 for Duckface…
Michael Lucas Smeared Fecal Matter On My Ceiling, Left Drugs In My Fridge, And Destroyed My Home
Michael Lucas is due in court next year where he faces a civil lawsuit for trashing an Airbnb rental—a rental where he was allegedly not permitted to shoot his horrific “films.” If Duckface doesn’t settle out of court before trial (and unless he can prove that he had permission to shoot bareback gay porn and run a business out of the plaintiff’s home, he really should try to settle), Str8UpGayPorn will be there to cover every moment of the trial—a trial that will undoubtedly end up on next year’s “Year In Review: The Very Worst Michael Lucas Moments Of 2016.”
